big Jim of bluesky

been playing marvel rivals

if we killed every iron fist main and removed his character from the game, racism would end
world hunger would be solved and every nuke would disappear
world peace would be achieved and i would suddenly be even more attractive

#killallironfistmains

NOOOOO!!!!!!

The ultimate water sausage compilation:

they're so mad they can't have their male power fantasies
go like, be lame and sad and a hater somewhere else, preferably in front of a therapist so they can help you out

you can't say that!! they might get their feelings hurt!!! no!!!! they might feel remorse!!!! they might feel a little bad!!!!!

what sucks is that asmon looks like... not HORRIBLE in that photo
he doesn't look good but he doesn't look horribly shitty

this reminds me of when we were playing cod mwII veteran raids and we were so close to winning after like, 5 hours and then the game logged me out for no particular reason
i cried
i feel you man, that shit is terrible
you did it once, you can do it again though, i believe in you

they're also where I get my Twink Popes

looks like they're not falling for his "grift" anymore, huh?
eh! heh heh.

and I want Miku to be real but we can't have anything can we

the second option was they lick their feet clean

that feels rather obvious in retrospect

ok i know what the first one is (cutting off their feet) but what's the second one

If this has to be a "feet-off" household THEN SO BE IT

there's too much yuri. why does everything have to be yuri i want yaoi

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!
good luck to all my Faggot followers

true news

a picture that says “repost if you lowkey [picture of fat fuck rabbit] as fuck” with a bigger picture of the fat fuck rabbit

beef

what a sad, sad little man
I hope his wife and kids find a man who actually cares about them

In streaming news

Hulu has released the opening to the King of the Hill revival

payday bluesky man no it's not 2012 anymore
payday man please
why would you do this
please

slay king

you will look at the ghosts with me
can you see the lost souls, Tom?
the way the float weightlessly, untethered to this mortal pla- AUTO FEEDER!!!

can we make the next pope a twink

FREE HIM
LET HIM OUT
YOU'RE KILLING HIM IN THERE
PLEASE
HE CAN'T COLON THREE WHEN HE'S IN JAIL
PLEASE

"LET US FUCK KIDS!!!!!!!!"

ok bro
also "woke libtards" is a phrase I can only see as sarcastic
like bro I can't fucking take you seriously that phrase has no meaning other than "person I don't like" in which case just say you don't like the guy

Day 2 of content creator appreciation: That weed wacker guy AKA Vinny Vinesauce

to the surprise of no one, melpert is on this list 🌿

they better put out one of the best games or I will throw hands

you're sick. this is fucked up. giving them uneven battles only to smash them together in the end? what's the point? why would you do this? you're a sick man. you disgust me.

holy shit that book was a banger
highly recommend readin- IS YOUR HANDLE MORBIDLY GAY??
peak

is he supposed to be shaped like that