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@cpervin.bsky.social

Fan of the SNL sketch "tales of fraud and malfeasance in railroad hiring practices"

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Sam Altman
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This is a remarkable claim given what I have heard alleged that Elon does to manipulate X to benefit himself and his own companies and harm his competitors and people he doesn't like.
Elon Musk
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Apple is behaving in a manner that makes it impossible for any Al company besides OpenAl to reach #1 in the App Store, which is an unequivocal antitrust violation. ...
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You got 3M views on your bullshit post, you liar, far more than l've received on many of mine, despite me having 50 times your follower count!

Sam Altman @sama • 11h This is a remarkable claim given what I have heard alleged that Elon does to manipulate X to benefit himself and his own companies and harm his competitors and people he doesn't like. Elon Musk @elonmusk •12h Apple is behaving in a manner that makes it impossible for any Al company besides OpenAl to reach #1 in the App Store, which is an unequivocal antitrust violation. ... ¿ Readers added context In January 2025, DeepSeek reached #1 overall on the App Store. abcnews.go.com/Business/deeps...... Show this note ¿ Rate proposed Community Notes @ 2.6K 17 2.9K • 29K Ill 4.5M Elon Musk & X @elonmusk → 仄 X.com You got 3M views on your bullshit post, you liar, far more than l've received on many of mine, despite me having 50 times your follower count!

Elon Musk appears to be suggesting that Sam Altman is somehow gaming Twitter, the company that Elon Musk owns

12.08.2025 14:00 — 👍 1705    🔁 206    💬 112    📌 91
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Slash Records had a pretty unimpeachable slate of artists

11.08.2025 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Tex Avery wolf

The Tex Avery wolf

Me when I read that a band's influences are the Velvet Underground, Neil Young, and Television

11.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We've become so accustomed to lawbreaking that this probably won't ripple much, but it is important not to forget that firing the IRS Commissioner for refusing to break the law--if that's in fact what happened here--would and should prompt immediate articles of impeachment in any other presidency.

09.08.2025 16:44 — 👍 4981    🔁 1860    💬 100    📌 49

Really having a Spacemen 3 moment. One chord best, two chords cool, three chords ok, four chords average

09.08.2025 03:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just saw that Madame Bovary has a 3.71 rating on Goodreads and have a quick question: what the fuck

08.08.2025 20:55 — 👍 59    🔁 2    💬 11    📌 0

hegseth: [face swollen, eyes red] who among you will stand with me in this dojo

08.08.2025 04:27 — 👍 127    🔁 6    💬 5    📌 1

Always repost Prisencolinensinainciusol

07.08.2025 23:22 — 👍 78    🔁 32    💬 3    📌 7

I’ve never been unhappy to see Tim Blake Nelson in a movie

07.08.2025 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In many ways, "Game of Pricks" by Guided By Voices is the best song ever written, in the sense that I'm currently listening to it while pretty drunk

04.08.2025 04:13 — 👍 27    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1
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This is what wrestling was supposed to be, this is what they took from you

04.08.2025 01:58 — 👍 190    🔁 15    💬 8    📌 6

Elon Musk is a symbol of American collapse in many ways, but one of the big ones is how for years he has constantly engaged in multi-billion-dollar securities and consumer fraud, and the "consequence" has been him making billions more, including from the federal government paying him directly.

04.08.2025 02:00 — 👍 1360    🔁 382    💬 16    📌 6

if your not using ai youre going to get left behind. you gotta use it. guys please use it. we're going to make you use it. your fridge is ai now. fuck you

31.07.2025 21:20 — 👍 1325    🔁 188    💬 9    📌 10

Ah, who am I kidding, I'm not Gaming... I mostly use this fairly expensive device to look at stranger's social media posts, which I then get mad at. Sometimes, I'll see a picture of a cat that isn't trying to eat expensive electronics and I enjoy that

01.08.2025 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why does my cat Dusty want to eat all the wires coming out the back of my Gamer Rig when I am using it, but not at any other times? It makes me less willing to Game!

01.08.2025 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jesus fucking Christ

30.07.2025 02:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This week's Chainsaw Man goes hard

29.07.2025 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr. Hookins, thank you for your time

28.07.2025 06:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hired Ito Hookins because I wanted him to prove to you this river beast is real!

28.07.2025 06:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lee Pace is too much, people that hot shouldn’t exist. It’s rude to the normals!

28.07.2025 06:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holt McCallany just has a great face

28.07.2025 06:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd play a new Dragon Quest

28.07.2025 05:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Miller’s Crossing and Beau is Afraid have a lot in common. They are third features made by what reasonable critics and studio executives would call auteurs. Neither is perfect, but both are obviously the products of people who don’t give a shit about what folks will say about them

27.07.2025 04:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I cackled when I saw who was the guest this week on Blank Check

27.07.2025 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please watch this!

27.07.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Years from now they will make water from the reservoirs of our idiot tempers

27.07.2025 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.

26.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 22385    🔁 8026    💬 147    📌 158

Shitting on their most popular energizing young talent while trying to win Republican votes is going great

26.07.2025 18:14 — 👍 1258    🔁 297    💬 27    📌 5

I remember when this story first broke everyone with any sense was like "in a few months and we're going to learn that everything the police told us about their response to this shooting was a lie" because the people who implicitly don't trust the police are basically batting a thousand.

26.07.2025 20:56 — 👍 239    🔁 79    💬 8    📌 1
That weird inter-connected "S" type symbol everyone drew in notebooks and on desks in school.

That weird inter-connected "S" type symbol everyone drew in notebooks and on desks in school.

an anonymous source that goes by the neutral name "jeffersondavisfan" has leaked that, as a child, Zohran Mamdani drew this hate-filled symbol in over eight notebooks and on two different desks

26.07.2025 15:33 — 👍 3114    🔁 294    💬 70    📌 22

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