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Maverick, a voluptuous Tuxedo cat, lounges on his back with his much loved and disemboweled Elf toy, after a hard round of play

(To the tune of Barbie Girl)

🎵 I'm a Mavi boi
Just playin' with my toys
Life as Maverick, it's fantastic
You can brush my fur, listen to me purr
Food is my passion, please don't ration!
C'mon, Elfie, let's go party🎵

#cats #catsofbluesky #blueskycats

Five cats, three in a cuddle puddle, lounge with their humans in bed

Pig Cat denied us full clowder but 5/6 isn't too shabby. We're going to need a bigger bed.

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#catsofbluesky
#blueskycats

Goose, a floofy gray cat, lounges in a large gray poof chair, mid-yawn

Goose made himself a nest for another lazy Caturday

#caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #blueskycats

Mavi, a Rubenesque tuxedo cat, lounges seductively upon a pink blanket on an antique chair

Mavi, a Rubenesque tuxedo cat, lounges seductively upon a pink blanket on an antique chair

"Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack"

#cats #tuxedocat #catsofbluesky #blueskycats

A brown tabby Maine Coon kitten pokes her head through the balustrade, plotting.

Ike, a brown tabby Maine Coon kitten, waits on a massage table.

A brown tabby Maine Coon kitten lounges on a desk

#6 of 6 - Dwight D. Eisenmeower (the second D stands for Demon) aka Ike/DD

Ike was unplanned and joined our family last May. She leaves a path of destruction in her wake. Someday, she may earn the title "Supreme Allied Catmander".

#cats #mainecooncat #blueskycats #catsofbluesky

Mavi, a tuxedo cat with a black chinstrap, lounges on a poof of blankets lovingly constructed by his youngest humans

Mavi, a tuxedo cat with a black chin strap, starts at the ceiling with crossed eyes while stretched on his back on top of a human's legs with a Christmas tree in the background

Mavi, a voluptuous tuxedo cat with a black chin strap, stretches on his back on a gray blanket

Mavi, a tuxedo cat with a black chin strap, lies on his back on a desk while his human rubs his belly and attempts to work

#5 Maverick 'Pete Mitchell' Whiskers

Shortly after Goose joined our family, we lost our GOAT cat, Woody. The hole in my heart was so big, a single new cat couldn't fill it, so we adopted Mavi.

Potential for GOAT status. He's shameless and we all worship him.

#cats #catsofbluesky #blueskycats

Goose, a floofy gray cat, sprawled on his back on a gaming chair

Goose dressed for work

Goose riding on daddy's lap in the car

Goose sprawled on his back on a chair

#4 Goose aka Googie-Bärchen or Dippy Do

Goose joined our family in 2021. He's not very smart, but he sure is pretty, and he's obsessed with my husband - like boiling bunnies obsessed. He cries at the door (sometimes for hours) when Dad leaves the house.

#cats #caturday #catsofbluesky #blueskycats

Cat Pline, an aggressively needy gray tabby cat, considers going beserker

Catsy Pline

Catsy Pline

#3 Catsy Pline

The original "triplet" adopted in 2015. Sister of Pig and Crippy.

Skittish and aggressively needy, frequently goes full on berserker with no warning. In constant need of an emotional support human and mostly lives on my desk.

#cats #catsofbluesky #blueskycats

Crippy, a medium haired ginger cat, and Pig, his calico/torty sister, cuddle on a cat tree

Crippy lounging on his human's back

Cat #2 - Crispy Creme aka Crippy or Dippy

Crippy and Pig joined our family five years ago. A friend asked us to take them for 3 months...

#cats #catsofbluesky #blueskycats #everyonelovesaginger

ManBearPig lounging in her hammock. My husband wove her the hammock by hand...

ManBearPig contemplating attack

Youngest child informs me that I have been remiss in not introducing the full clowder of cats who share our home.

Up first, ManBearPig aka Pig or Beast Cat. She's aggressive with her love, gives real hugs, and tbh, we're all a little scared of her.

#blueskycats #catsofbluesky #cats

Goose, a fluffy gray cat, licks his belly and taint

Nothing like a wet and crusty cat to brighten your day.

#catsofbluesky #blueskycats #tonguetuesday #cats

Goose - a gray floofy cat, wearing a dickey with a tie, eyes glazed

POV: 1st day back at work after a holiday

#blueskycats #catsofbluesky #cats #dippydo

How could I ever get mad at that?!

Me: you have full reign of the house EXCEPT the kitchen counters

Mavi:

#catsofbluesky #blueskycats #tuxedocat #cats #catsbehavingbadly

I should specify that we buy an elf each year specifically for Mavi to destroy. It's his yuletide joy. This is his 3rd - one for each Christmas as part of our clowder.

Maverick Whiskers, a tuxedo cat, with his nearly headless, mostly limbless Christmas elf

This is why we have to buy a new elf each year...

#cats #blueskycats #catsofbluesky #caturday #tuxedocat #catsbehavingbadly

"To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress...

It's easy to do, just follow these steps:

1. cut a hole in a box
2. put your [cat] in that box
3. make her open the box

And that's the way you do it"

#blueskycats #catsofbluesky #cats #catinabox #tuxedocat

Maverick 'Mavi' Whiskers "preparing sushi"

Thanksgiving sushi anyone? Mavi's waiting to take your order. #cats #catsofbluesky #tuxedocat

Dwight D. Eisenmeower (left) and Maverick 'Pete Mitchell' Whiskers (right)

It's amazing that I get any work done at all
#cats #catsofbluesky #tuxedocat #mainecoon

It's just not the holiday season until Mavi's annual Elf sacrifice arrives

#CatsOfBlueSky
#Cats

Any rectangle will do

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#Cats