never helps out in the yard

ending rocks sorry to say

🎵 come on baby hot dog luuuunch 🎶

people are afraid to say this

“we finally got a nice conversation going about who
we want to win the jeopardy invitational tournament and then out of nowhere, bam, he starts going on about the peeing woman again”

grown person who “hasn’t stopped talking about
the peeing woman for over 24 hours”

are you telling me they lied about spider-man vs the joker

dale cooper’s superimposed face from the last episode of twin peaks: the return

I get the split. it has a lot more in common with like, Cloud Atlas, than than the thing someone would conjurein their mind upon hearing “Matrix 4”

but what it’s doing and the specific ways it’s in conversation with the series’ legacy is endlessly interesting to me

Resurrections very good

I will never forget that joe biden owes me $600

lol immediately thought of this as well

terry bradshaw’s face here has a bit of the pierce brosnan on the goldeneye n64 cover thing going on and that right there is the stupidest sentence i’ve ever written

honestly that arrangement sounds… airtight

that’s my dad

terminal linkedin brain

Julián Tavárez

every fucking time with these freaks

i’m going to assume absolutely not

go fuck yourself

i’m worried i’m gonna still have some Thirst

lets fuckinf go

single stain friday (ssf)

flipping over a table every time I hear the words “very unique”

that mural looks like it belongs in eli cash’s apartment

I solemnly nod whenever someone brings up the needle angle because I’ve long since suspected that fear of needles is a huge aspect of this shit

borderlands 3 ass cybertruck

whoa a portal opened and kenan thompson is here with michael stipe. Gambling problem? Call toll free for

I know there’s really no such thing as, like, the halcyon days of super bowl advertising, but is every brand just trading in marvel-style celeb cameos now?

ok fine. i’m taking them to my dealer.

a recommended youtube video which is a clip from the movie moneyball and the title is “Brad Pitt Stunned as Jonah Hill Explains the Math Behind Baseball”

Brad Pitt Stunned as Jonah Hill Explains the Math Behind Baseball