Jason Buck

After you send an email, do you ever want to punch yourself directly in the face?

Spaghett SZN

The $SPY should be trading at Emerging Market multiples

Really not fighting those Fascism claims at all anymore

Who would have thought rolling out a Tariff policy with no clear plan and deporting the backbone of manual labor (legal status notwithstanding) without a plan to backfill would lead to bad economic outcomes?

Confirmed Thong Song on the speakers at the gym. Not mad at it.

Now you’re giving me an idea…😆

You’re God damn right!

If the Guinness truck blocks your driveway, you’re entitled to free beer

I’ve been trying to ship a package to Portugal for 2 weeks. My new address is the UPS Store in Highland, Saint Paul, MN.

three men are sitting in a car with their mouths open and one of them is laughing . ALT: three men are sitting in a car with their mouths open and one of them is laughing .

Been stupid busy the past week and I don’t know why American Eagle jeans are facist or why everyone is making Age Verification jokes…and you know what?

Somebody at me when they find the Powell/Trump Fed interaction with the Curb Your Enthusiasm music playing in the background

This MFer at the gym sounds like he’s birthing a cactus. Dude is only lifting 20 pounds. We gotta set a 25 pound floor before you’re grunting like a barnyard orgy.

Was at the allergist last week and I asked the same questions about Flu + COVID shots and he basically shrugged his shoulders and said “I hope we have something.” Fun!

Weren’t we all just day trading $FAS and $FAZ Fall of 2008 to YE 2010?

“Your margin is my opportunity.” Trump, probably.

They’re finally bringing back Coke Classic!

Teddy Cooks Rib Tips are absolute fire, one of the best kept secrets in the cities!

Got Vibe Shamed at the gym today. NGMI

My favorite time of year!

Coldplay puts on a great show 🤷‍♂️

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good and don't let good be the enemy of done.

The European mind can't comprehend how absolutely hosed Americans are when they try to buy a libation at a concert.

Fox news chyron: THE NEXT MAMDANI IN MINNEAPOLIS?

you've watched Emily In Paris, but have you seen

Jason Chavez is quoted at the end? Jason Chavez is quoted at the end.

Holy shit -- Kevin Hassett completely bombs on ABC when pressed by Jon Karl to explain how Trump can possibly justify 50% tariffs on Brazil even though the country has a trade *deficit* with the US

…they’re just making it up (badly) as they go along

Like he got MORE vengeful, hateful, and racist?

I mean, you need Paul Allen/hype man/Vikings to get people excited about this concert. 💤 💤 💤 (it’ll be a fine concert)