Might’ve been a blessing in disguise

Tariff is the new Woke. It means whatever you want it to mean.

By that rationale, you shouldn’t have posted this, in case somebody checked Bluesky before catching up with the game.

(The lesson: don’t go online if you’re concerned about a sporting event being spoiled.)

As a Minnesotan, I just learned this from a former Boston math teacher like last year.

Or Jarvis Brown being on deck for Gene Larkin’s 1991 WS Game 7 walk-off.

Bentzch Wentzch

Then why does this very story suggest I use Reuters AI to summarize it?

People assume it’s sponcon when it’s rich ladies admitting they can’t be bothered to write their own book or that they trust AI over their own therapist to the point of getting a divorce.

What’s funny about the comments here is that people assume the article is pro-AI sponcon. Read the quotes about the book and the divorce, and you’ll be laughing, instead.

And softball

The fact that I can’t hear myself think some mornings because three neighbors have lawn crews running leaf blowers so loud I can hear them with windows shut and noise canceling headphones on.

Weird that you’d consider the Simpsons episode “Bart of Darkness” a movie, but you do you.

If they didn’t know the Beastie Boys…

All phone notifications should be off by default and extremely difficult to turn on. And if they go off more than twice an hour, everyone in Bluetooth range of the phone should have $5 automatically transferred from the phone owner’s account to theirs.

The more intelligent students at Jax Institute of Technology would never have let this happen.

It’s if a team is down 14 and then scores a touchdown. Do they kick for a deficit of 7, or go for 2 for a deficit of 6?

Last guy who tried that was thrown off a boat by his wife.

Example 12: Forrest Gump. And I don’t even like the movie that much, but the book was un. hinged.

“Mr. Benioff, who also owns Time magazine, said he had not closely followed the news about the immigration raids, Mr. Trump’s call to gerrymander congressional districts before the midterm elections, the government shutdown or the Trump administration’s attacks on the media.”

There is a difference between righteous anger, directed at injustice, and hateful anger, directed at those who are different. Authoritarian regimes deliberately conflate the two to silence criticism and create false equivalence. It's important we don't let those in power succeed in this endeavor.

Does this mean doinks don’t count? (Or didn’t, at the time.)

How is the banana too phallic, but the long-handled spoon isn’t?

Also, wrapping a salmon-colored shirt around your neck only makes you look more masculine if you’re like Ted McGinley.

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.

that fox news host still has his job.

Dude just gives out Isotoner gloves left and right.

The movie Booty Call’s Rotten Tomatoes page. It has a rating of 31% fresh.

Surprised you didn’t go with this one, which you introduced me to back in the day.

Vikings fans raise you this one, which is actually hanging in Canton: external-preview.redd.it/P43pfsocQ1E8...

Plenty of merch for sold-off players, though.

1) pic of Melissa and Mark Hortman 2) pic of Melissa Hortman and dog Gilbert

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.