It's all a show and I'm leaving as soon as you reach adulthood.
20.02.2026 16:19 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@frmo.bsky.social
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It's all a show and I'm leaving as soon as you reach adulthood.
20.02.2026 16:19 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When was the last time you brushed those teeth, m'lad?
20.02.2026 15:07 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You try juggling being at home and doing all of the housework and cooking meals and holding down a full time job.
20.02.2026 14:56 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Are you saying that being a homemaker isn't a proper job?
We haven't brought you up to say things like this.
We just want what's best for him.
20.02.2026 14:28 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Best offer I've had this week.
20.02.2026 14:17 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0No, I put some strawberry jam in it and ate the fucker.
20.02.2026 13:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's perfectly humane.
20.02.2026 13:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm flexible.
20.02.2026 12:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We're.
20.02.2026 12:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Were a bit low on sellotape.
20.02.2026 12:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0He sure is. We only wrote to each other once, now look at me.
20.02.2026 12:43 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My money is on Forecourt but it could be any number of people.
20.02.2026 12:35 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I'm eating for two now.
20.02.2026 12:27 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The early bird catches the chip shop.
20.02.2026 11:36 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No, I'm allowed to travel.
20.02.2026 11:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It is,but not as bad as last week. At a push I could probably stand at a bar and drink a pint.
20.02.2026 10:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0What ya gonna do?
20.02.2026 10:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yep.
20.02.2026 10:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Morning.
20.02.2026 10:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@marcpetty.bsky.social
20.02.2026 10:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Bonjour
20.02.2026 10:03 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1It's a meal in itself.
19.02.2026 22:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I need some time to think.
19.02.2026 21:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He'll get jealous.
19.02.2026 18:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's bollocks. How many people does the average person interact with? It's generally only a handful. Or in my case three.
19.02.2026 18:39 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0