mirascribbles

im craving a big cheese plate with crackers and berries

chess is so gay like why are you making moves on another man

so i can move to a faraway place and waste away

i want everyone i know to just forget i exist

the limits of the human mind are actually scary now that i think about it

what was the slang in the 1600's like was "fiddlesticks i seemed to have extruded my buttocks out for the idle simpleton" the equivalent to sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

free will is literally a lie like all choices you make will eventually lead to the same end

spotify playlist by willow called "trent reznor getting really bad head and narrating the experience" including the following songs: "suck, with teeth, hurt, i do not want this, getting smaller"

I wish I could sublimate into a gas that would probably feel so good

took a 5 hour nap yesterday it was nice

went to the store

CORRECTION: It was implied that Mr. Bois went to the store recently, whereas the trip to said "store" in fact took place several weeks ago. Additionally, he visited a museum, which he misidentified as a "store." Improper punctuation and capitalization has also been identified.

aaaaaaa mako sharks are so cute like theyre so silly

free will is literally a lie like all choices you make will eventually lead to the same end

oh yeah this is a follow up to when i stubbed my toe apparently i got a hairline fracture

the FUCKING advils arent FUCKING working

same ol stuff happens every day and i feel the same emotions every day at the exact same time it's getting so fucking tiring

what even is reality anymore

thinking about that time when i used to have a crush on hatsune miku

i stubbed my toe really bad and now it makes this loud cracking sound whenever i walk

strawberry banana to be precise

i made a smoothie

may the 4th be with you

leap year more like time to leap off a bridge

liberals on protesting: “yes do it! but please do it in a way that does not disrupt anything at all! we wouldn’t want your protest getting noticed and bothering folks’ sensibilities! but outside of that, feel free to protest as you see fit :)”

we should replace "let her cook" with "let her bake" because then its about getting bred

killing myself i accidentally typed erectile dysfunction instead of executive dysfunction on my essay and submitted it

you know it's bad when not even quora has the answer

i’m honking on her shit i’m going freaking goose mode i’m spreading my wings to make myself appear larger to predators and opening my beak to hiss

im cooked

no i didnt find it i just woke up to find it on my nose