Rockstar Karen

I had help. 😂

Joke: Why isn't Pi on Twitter? 280 characters just isn't enough to express itself.

This is why we're here, too. Heeyy, @bsky.app 💙👋😘

The last time he was president, the stress was so bad I cracked two teeth. I'm not looking forward to my dental bills in the next four years. 🙄

Ok. I need someone to make a website that lists each P2025 initiative and match them up with each EO. So we have a place to point to when people try and gaslight us. Thanks in advance. 🫶

I miss the days when the one thing that could cause real fights between people was the BCS.

Who do you think is gonna play Diddy in the made for TV movie about *gestures wildly* all that?

Haha. I cross posted this on Threads and they are BIG mad over there. I may delete the whole thing later.

HOT TAKE: The NCAA Bowl season is trash. Teams lose 50 kids to the Portal. Coaches have left. Instead put in trade deadlines. One that closes 10-1. Then teams are locked until after all bowl games. And no more sitting out bc you might get drafted in 4 months. If you're on the team, play the game.

I got husband a present. Christmas day came and went. That gift was nowhere to be seen. I have no idea where it is. (I mean it's in the house.) I told him it existed, but I still can't find it.

Send help.

You actually can. Just sign up. I have signed my kid up every summer since Covid. It's a great motivator.

Best Christmas song.

My birthday is Saturday, so I bought new shoes today.

You know, as one does.

My dad asked for Christmas lists from my family. I put on my list: 'Honestly, I want for you to watch less Fox News.' He probably won't, but it's exactly what I want for Christmas.

I saw that 47 is going to the reopening of Norte Dame this month. MSM I'm BEGGING you. Please do not make the story about him. We nearly lost a cultural icon, and they've spent YEARS rebuilding.

That is your story. Not the fact that 47 went on vacation for a photo op.

At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.

My cat caught a cold. I really think he'd feel better if he would blow his nose, but apparently, he doesn't know what to do when faced with a kleenex on his snoot. He's also sneezing a lot, which is such a joy when it happens right in your eyeball in the middle of the night.

So my grandfather & 7 of his 8 siblings didn't finish HS. The same generation calling college educated woke and making unhinged laws bc they won't admit they don't know anything and can't trust people who are more educated than they are. I now get it because they stopped leaning in the 8th grade.

I'm gonna write a book where the author admits to crimes in those first 4 pages that no one reads. Call it Recipes to Die For. 😂

Why do all the Black Friday ads showing coffee makers, couches, TVs and cars? Who are you shopping for? I need reasonable gift ideas that I can give to my family. A Lexus with a giant bow ain't it.

We called those spriglettes!

Did we ask for Moana 2 (2024) and a live action Moana (2026) nearly back to back? Was Moana 1 not a perfectly complete movie?

I'm making turkey today. I am not making turkey on Thursday. I am however having lunch (out) with my family that voted against my own wellbeing. I'm ready with a big fat "I told you so" if they complain even once. Maybe I'll make it a drinking game.

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Just so we’re clear -
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.

Middle school is the worst. Can I just wrap the kid in bubble wrap and put him in storage until he's through this phase? Because if you ask him, 'everything' is just awful. I'm gonna need another drink.

I love going to the movies, sitting in the dark and eating popcorn. By myself.

Oh cool. Intros that are super awkward. Let's see..

I'm an artist and UX designer who likes tacos. I have 1 kid who is a baller. I'm a 💙 in Dallas. I give free Mom hugs to the alphabet mafia. IYKYK. I love me some Broadway and watching all the movies. And I will dance in public anytime, anywhere.