Jessica Stelzer (Sterling)

Started having my phone tell me to hold it farther from my face, but, every time it tells me that I’m like, “Yeah I’m nearsighted AF! It’s too late for me!”

Allowing it to continue for some reason.

“Single dad” is most often a euphemism for, “I’m so shite that the lady concluded making the kids’ life 10 times harder was better for them than watching her put up with me.”

Guess I’m gonna start taking care of my skin since I have nothing better to do at night than rub my own face.

I’m okay with the fact I’m having a shitty Valentine’s Day I just want to share it for solidarity. 💋💋💋

Wtf is a zoo animal.

- finish a job application (organ donation coordinator)
- take my daughter to a park while it’s “warm”
- cook the day before for my birthday
- get one of these cuties from Suzu’s Bakery on Saturday, the only day of the week they have them

Appalling and triggering. 🤢

It is ALL BANGERS with only one radio single. “Writing” could have easily been a pop hit but okay keep it a nice little secret for us 🙃

There is only one religious branch that overwhelmingly chose to elect Trump, so that’s the one I’ll be criticizing for probably the rest of my life. Of course other religions exist, and it wasn’t every evangelical. But I’ll be focusing on the most numerous proximal threat.

Meanwhile I grew up with 9 people using one bathroom, no doors on the two kids’ bedrooms, each with 3 or 4 kids each, and CPS did nothing when I reported physical abuse. And I know someone who had to beg to be put into foster care. Why can we not prioritize reforming this.

… it was a joke, but, look at these numbers. 😳

Large stone engagement rings are going to go almost completely out of fashion as lab created diamonds become more available. It’ll have to be a less overt sign of gross privilege, like the carved actual vertebra of a small child or something.