Semi - Retired CEO of “Hoe Responsibly”

How am i supposed to be a functioning member of society when my bed exists

Hades II is coming to Nintendo Switch 2 and the original Nintendo Switch!

Watch the latest #NintendoDirect to see HADES II running on #NintendoSwitch2!!🌒

While we have no set date just yet for v1.0 of HADES II, we can confirm its console launch will be on #NintendoSwitch2 as well as the original Nintendo Switch, where HADES got its start!🔥

Alucard from Castlevania sitting with his lunch and glass of wine while saying "Oh my god. I am losing my mind. It's only been 5 years."

Castlevania Season 3 was released 5 years ago today 🦇

Walking around West Loop wearing oversize clothing, pretending to be a rich person

I have covid but I got my booster shot literally February 5th. Should I try to get paxlovid

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

That smile was DIABOLICAL

Ok sui** postponed I’m laughing my ass of tonight watching the @h3-show.bsky.social poker stream

This close to driving off a bridge

Crazy that I might have to leave the city I’ve called home for the last 10 years

Illinois expected to remove barriers for name changes - Windy City Times State legislators passed a law last week making it easier for people to change their name in Illinois. The legislation repeals a former requirement that name changes be published in a newspaper, accor...

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ah fuck, off by one

@chicagocta.bsky.social

And there’s nothing I can do about it bc the train conductors can’t do anything/wont do anything even if it’s reported. Like sure they’ll stop the train if someone reports but then you’re delayed on where you need to go.

This needs to stop.

I’ve been taking public transit for the last week or so because my car is out of commission and maybe I’ve become spoiled bc the amount of people that think it’s okay to smoke weed & other substances on the CTA is so annoying. It’s happened every time I’ve ridden the L the last 2 weeks.

I just had to change train cars twice bc some guy was vaping weed on the first train car I was on… and then on the second train car a guy was smoking CRACK, like im not even kidding. Crack.

Also finally watched the first Joaquin “Joker” film on the plane and I have so many thoughts.

Blue line train says Due and no train is there.

Blue line updated to the next train

@chicagocta.bsky.social fix your ghost trains especially on Christmas and you got a flight to catch. These photos were taken seconds apart. The due train never came.

2025 we’re no longer helping men/assisting men/training men/teaching men. I’m tired of men taking opportunities from women being mediocre vs women with years of experience and craft.

2025 we’re letting go of users

Solange, I’m sorry it took me so long to get into your music.

Crazy how I’m going to be at Ulta tomorrow for the first time in a MONTH

May your truths come to the surface threefold

Must be exhausting being you

Funny how I contact HR about them cutting my shifts and I just had 4 shifts magically added to my schedule.

He needs to push this back 3 years and then announce he will run for president and then get all the charges dropped at that time.

Trying to transfer Ulta stores like 😭😭😭

No longer jolly 🏆

More Than 155,000 Standard IDs and Driver’s Licenses Issued to Illinois Noncitizens in 5 Months Since Law Went Into Effect The four-year driver's license for noncitizens features a standard red banner and replaces “Not Valid For Identification” with “Federal Limits Apply.” Noncitizens who are unable or choose not to drive...

This is great. The freedom for mobility for many of our undocumented residents in IL.

I’m such a silly girl sometimes