Jonathan

Most on the left can understand reluctantly voting Labour.

What's annoying are the people who actively celebrated Starmer, hated on anyone who wouldn't vote Labour and now cry 'nobody could've predicted this'. A little introspection about who turned out to be right versus wrong would be nice.

He does realise now they've publicly pledged to support the amendment the government has to do SOMETHING, right? Otherwise MPs will look terrible if they reverse themselves.

God Willing not the last time I'll see Keir Starmer and "on plane to the Hague" in the same sentence.

You missed the modern solution, which is to use so much HDR it looks like a AI render on LSD.

What is slashing disability benefits and the winter fuel allowance if not 'bold'?

I don't think they've been too timid. They've been too fucking awful.

Eh, gotta have at least once vice. Don't want to end up in hospital at age 90 dying of nothing.

They tried to get it under surgery but it kept getting passed around until eventually medics agreed to take it.

When I tell everyone the large bruise on my hand was caused by a spider, I'm gonna let them assume it bit me or something.

Not that I saw a spider on something I was carrying, and my reflexive flail was so violent I smacked a wall very hard.

And even if he had chronic pain he'd still have to balance his good days/energy levels/spoons etc. between going out with his friends and spending time with his girlfriend. Or helping her.

That's the lie of compound interest in a world of finite resources.

The ONLY way to keep the rich fed with their regular percentage returns is for them to cannibalise the rest of us.

Funnily enough also exactly what a doctor should be.

When it eventually happens to me, don't call it a Cerebrovascular Accident. I ate those cheeseburgers knowing full well what I was doing.

It's a pretty foolproof scheme because they just have to reverse causation. Of course the measles didn't kill them, don't you know 33% of people who enter a hospital die? Hospitals kill people!

Maybe she hates HIS cooking and needs to take the taste away.

Maybe his cooking's bad and she needs something to take the taste away.

Me testing if anyone actually reads my portfolio reflections

So close to realising that traditional gender roles absolutely don't mean a man "taking care of" you, but just going out to work and basically doing whatever they want.

"Hopefully when I'm found dead someone will want me" is a weird vibe.

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The front fell off.

Indeed. If diagnoses are increasing it's because a) we're recognising mental health issues better, and b) our environment is becoming more pathogenic of mental illness.

When you recognise the handle from Twitter but can't remember if it's because you liked them or they annoyed you