Charlie Beckerman

a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ? Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ? And then a man in a suit turning and responding “lemon, it’s Wednesday.”

(But srsly congrats on the W)

There’s a reason why they still make paint by numbers: that shit sells

Joking I’d take Elmo’s spot in a heartbeat

Idk who of the two I’d rather be

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

Oh, you didn’t bring a nest egg? Well whose fault is that?

EDITOR: Hmmm, it’s missing something.

DESIGNER: Oooh what about this?

[Designer selects title, presses ⌘+i]

EDITOR: It's perfect! You're a genius!

PERCY: I met a traveller from an antique land, who said—

CHOTINER: So you didn't go to this land yourself?

P: No, but he saw these vast and trunkless legs of stone…

C: And you're taking his word for it?

P: The legs were Ozymandius', the King of Kings!

C: And is there any evidence of this King?

(Wow apparently I’m upset)

Listen, he was *my* fav for a while there! But if one of the most visible gay Democrats in the country can’t see why throwing trans people under the bus is a bad thing, then what are we even doing here? He’s too smart for this to be anything other than McKinsey hogwash and it’s cowardly as fuck.

Actually Jeff it’s PLUR1BUS.

Tyra Banks I Was Rooting For You GIF Alt: Tyra Banks I Was Rooting For You GIF. Text reads “I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you.” Image of Tyra Banks yelling during an episode of Americas Next Top Model

It’s possible that it was just me who was rooting for him.

“Stop talking about identity!” says man who regularly references his husband and how the GOP wants to break up his family.

Jesus, Pete.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

AGREED. Little Bombs, Dear John, or the song that has my favorite lyric on the album, I Was Thinking I Could Clean Up For Christmas:
“Cuz you can’t live loaded and you can’t live sober / And it’s been this way since the end of October / And I know enough to know, baby when it’s over it’s over”

It was never truly a debate about whether cutting trans folks loose would pave a path to victory, it was about whether est. Dems had the courage and the will to stand up for marginalized groups. Harris’ nonresponse to Tr*mp’s anti trans ads was not political calculus, it was laziness and weakness.

A screen grab that shows two photos, one of actor Cole Escola and another of Miss Piggy of the Muppets, above a headline that reads "Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone intend to star in Cole Escola's Miss Piggy movie". A sub-headline below reads: "Lawrence announced she and Stone are producing the movie during an appearance on Las Culturistas."

I will see this movie but for a second I thought Miss Piggy was going to be the next Mary Todd Lincoln and I got *very* excited.

Ezra Douthglesias™️

Photo of a TV showing the text New York City Mayor Projected Winner, Zohran Mamdani next to a photo of Mamdani smiling.

FUCK YEAH

No shade on Ali Velshi but WHERE. IS. KORNACKI. ???????

Is there such a thing as Schadenvoting? Because that is what I did today.

Alex.

As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

by Ezra Klein

GRIM REAPER: [winded, bent over, hands on knees, breathing heavily] Finally (huff huff) got ‘im (huff huff)

PERCY: I met a traveller from an antique land, who said—

CHOTINER: So you didn't go to this land yourself?

P: No, but he saw these vast and trunkless legs of stone…

C: And you're taking his word for it?

P: The legs were Ozymandius', the King of Kings!

C: And is there any evidence of this King?

Young people, stop worrying about the government policing your body and your mind, instead get tips on how to get a job producing computerized slop created out of pulverized and reprocessed human content, at least until we figure out a way to create slop from actual humans.

Dustin there’s a fundraising deadline tonight!!!

Listen Dustin can you please chip in $5