Melvin

My teeth are trying to kill me

Accidentally fucked up my mustache and had to shave it off for the first time in like 12 years.

I've had better days.

My friends are going to hate me so much and I think that's beautiful

Tonight. Come at let me bully you from the stage.

Spiritual Anguish, by Eudaemon 6 track album

Our first single is now available on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms. “Karst” exemplifies the band’s intensity and gives a taste of the full soul-searing onslaught of Spiritual Anguish, out May 23 on @riffmerchant.bsky.social and @fiadh.bsky.social
eudaemon.bandcamp.com/album/spirit...

I'll beat you up whether you come or not, so you might as well hear some tunes

two baseball players in a dugout with orioles.com on the wall behind them ALT: two baseball players in a dugout with orioles.com on the wall behind them

Happy opening day! It's illegal that I have to be at work. Go Jays.

Yeah I'm moshing

The 3000 Centipedes bumper sticker is real and it can hurt you.

I'll have em at my show this Sunday March 30 at the Amsterdam in St Paul and then they'll be up online.

Deface your vehicle of choice

I might have some dental anxiety.

Next 3000 Centipedes show is going to be a rager. Tell your friends because this has something for everyone*

*everyone includes only fans of cybergrind and rap

link.dice.fm/c299c1e47345...

I should be allowed to eat a hot dog anytime someone gets on base

Sugar free monsters ranked:

S tier:
White
Guava
Ruby red

Great:
Rosa
Blue Hawaiian
Green
Orange

Drinkable:
Mango
Violet
Peach

Traaaaaash:
Strawberry

Is @ruingazer.bsky.social a good or bad friend for selling me a bunch of magic cards?

The jury is still out.

I have mixed exactly one song for someone other than myself and he said it sounded really good but he never released it, but now he's a famous youtuber and I'd like to think that's because of me directly.

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Cybergrind/industrial rap show March 30 in st paul had a band drop. Hit me up if you know anyone who'd want in.

It's just one dude's opinion but you look silly dancing to a headbang riff!

Sometimes a circle pit is the right call and I wish the younger hardcore kids knew that.

I was a really good twitch streamer and you all missed out

Things I want people to say about my guitar tone:

"Is he playing notes?"
"Why would you make it sound like that?"
"Is this on purpose?"

Hope people like the idea of defacing their cars with 3KC bumper stickers

Everything in my being forces me to make my guitar tone sound like shit and then record it sounding unintelligible

I haven't played a show in a while, but what if...

Putting one grind song on the drone album as a treat

I'm tired, it's going to snow, my wife is in new orleans for Mardi Gras without me and I had an extremely mid falafel and hummus bowl for lunch.

My current opps:

The New Jersey Board of Engineering

A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.

Going to lose all my punk cred and add a second ride to my kit