That Bitch, MacGyver

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Mani forever 🤘😢🤘

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Glad Jeff Lynne lived to see them finally bring down some Bruces. How does it feel, motherfucker(s)?

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

Things are getting so out of hand that Barack Obama is going to have no choice but to put “Killing In The Name (Radio Edit)” on his summer listening list

They should make a iced cigarette

Every time I say “shut the fuck up” the other 364 days of the year is practice for this calendar date. You have to get the stfu at least comfortably in progress before they hit the “f” syllable in their tiredass thing, or it feels like they won.

“Mom! Mom! Mom, watch! Mommy! Mommy, watch! Watch me, Mommy!”

“That’s great, honey, but Mommy’s really busy, so maybe you can go do whatever that is in your room for a little while.”

Elon and Trump mugging out of a tesla

A bear about to suck a guys dick

One nice thing about turning 40 is that learning about new guys becomes totally optional and increasingly difficult. Every year I age beyond 40 keeps me further from learning of new guys and their escapades

children’s book cover with an image of a hen and an egg. Title: CHICKENS AREN’T THE ONLY ONES

[ominously]

MTV Amp loved to show you music videos called either “Return to the Land of the Boom” by The Cheeky Nonce (Astralwerks) or “Placidity” by DJ Torus (Astralwerks)

I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

These fucking losers. Being bad at making music has never stopped people from making amazing music.

I feel like a good Korean restaurant could serve me 8 froot loops in a tiny bowl of mayo, sprinkle sesame seeds on top and serve it as banchan, and I’d be like “Mmm, interesting flavor combination. Wow! I wonder what kind of vegetable this is?”

This is how it looks when somebody throws up at a party and tries to rally

"Check this shit out motherfucker" /locks arms with opponents and slides both feet out from under me and falls screaming onto my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

this game has fully tapped into my deepest sicko glands. i am disgusted when either team scores

The hoops can best be described as “dank.” #nbacup #dankhoops

I’m not impressed by Nosferatu. Oh it’s a crappy bald guy who looks weird? Try going to a noise show

All this AI everywhere and Spotify still can’t give me a visualizer? That’s the only good use for this shitty tech!

Is Dead

Guy wearing a rugby shirt with a popped collar pushed past me while LCD Soundsystem was playing “Losing My Edge” like the god of obvious metaphors

I’m upset

This was buried in the replies but maybe more people would like to see an accessible alt-text list of all the gifts Kareem Abdul-Jabbar got on his 88-89 retirement tour

nice echo chamber you got there would be a shame if you just kept on enjoying it and got a lot of fulfillment from it and lived your life happily and it never adversely affected your mental health