andie ☻

not good at my job and not a personality hire but a secret third thing

ctrl+a, ctrl+z, ctrl+x, ctrl+c and ctrl+v are so important to me that i barely even see them as keyboard shortcuts anymore. they're like my comrades and friends, my 'nakama' even. my rpg party

Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.

hi bsky

my dog escaped out of the backyard and was last seen crossing Reinig Road in Twin Peaks, WA. please contact me if you see her. she is armed and extremely dangerous. here's a simulation of what her last spotting may have looked like

oh they think I'm 12 😭

and yours is marked as ADULT CONTENT 😭

I think they have it completely blocked 😭😭 I have this as show

HOW DO I CHANGE MY SETTINGS

Thank you for being a lunatic during this difficult time.

we would of course be experiencing terrible tooth pain at the same time

Just thinking about things all day

if u guys didn't see I did my nails for the first time in a hot minute and I'm also bringing the claw pose back for 2025

and yet... . ...

do you think my boss knows I'm using this emoji to react to his messages in the freaky way

I started this job last January and let it take over my whole life being so desperate to keep it, and that's my biggest regret of last year. I still love my job and want to make the most out of the time I have with it, but this year is about allowing myself time for my hobbies again 🥹

new year same tummy ache

wish i had a furniture store with prices so insanely low that my name would be Lunatic Larry and i'd do tv ads where i'm in a straitjacket yelling about how this upcoming clearance sale has deals so crazy that my family is legitimately worried and my kid would be there saying like, We miss you daddy

would be except that's EVERYDAY

😢 I'm sorry Kat, whatever happened. giving my kitties extra kisses for you

you know where I'll be

thought my favorite boss who everyone else hates was returning today but I was wrong once again and I might spiral if I go much longer without having someone to talk shit with

this would actually keep me on my best behavior 😇👼

but that's also so you

I just want to be wherever BOTH you and Beth are 😭😭

is there a thriving neopets community on here yes or no

I left Twitter for two reasons and that being one (the other is.... everything else!!!)

this is gonna be crazy

me at work when i get told my team is doing a good job

🥲🥲 are there drafts