Droopy McCool (they/them)

It’s true! I will doodle for you!

Well, if you’re looking for something a special, let me draw it for you!
Usually, I do pets but I’m happy to draw anything and I mean ANYTHING like a picture of you and Sonic smooching under some mistletoe. ANYTHING.

DM me for more info.

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!
It’s that time of year again: time to deck the halls, compile your gifts for your loved ones and try not to shove minimalist Xmas tree ornaments up your hiney.

My mom who can’t go 30 seconds without interrupting somebody, singing aloud or completely zoning out when you’re talking:
I did a test online and it said I have a HIGH chance of ADHD

Me, also with ADHD: DUH!

Yeah I have a place where everybody knows my name.
Bar? No

My local pharmacy!

Anyway, I think a pronunciation guide would be helpful for each one of these words so all the thumb-faced white people can cool their jets. If you can learn that an ñ is said "ny" in Spanish, you can learn how to pronounce 'θ' (which is said like the 'th' in 'think').

Anytime anyone freaks out about changing a school/road/whatever to an Indigenous name, I just shake my head. One argument said they didn't even have a writing system, and yet there it was being used.

Walk through the mall and get some Purdy's. It's fine.

My dog, who has never experienced a moment of discomfort in her life, is moping because she’s got to wear a diaper one week per year.

She doesn’t even pay taxes.

Love how Cineplex features an ad before the movies about cinema etiquette faux-pas and includes a they/them person.

Gender inclusive asshole shaming.

Wait–

A PORTION OF FUNDS FROM EACH PORTRAIT WILL GO TO SUPPORT LAPU LAPU DAY FUNDRAISERS.

Mother’s Day, Father’s Day or Random Occasion Day are coming up so why not get your friend or loved on a pet portrait custom drawn by me! I’ll draw your cat, dog, bird, reptile, tarantula, you name it!

Let’s bring back leaded gasoline. I’m done with thinking.

“Hidden gem”

Me and @steelrabbit.bsky.social got that Statler and Waldorf couple energy that other people love.

Taylor and the sensory nightmare of having any white sticking out on my nails

4 panel comic featuring Right Wing Red Guy. Panel 1: Red Guy plays a video game featuring a black person. Red Guy: DEI! Panel 2: Red Guy confronts a member of the LGBTQ community who has had the audacity to become a manager. Red Guy: DEI! Panel 3: Red Guy is losing his mind over a disabled person who has a job and is doing it well. Red Guy: DEI! Panel 4: Red Guy suffering a brain aneurysm after seeing the brown and pink shades in a Neapolitan ice cream. Red Guy: DEI!

DEI Obsession Destroys Right Winger’s Brain

i mean, fuck

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

I would pay actual money to see Harper Steele kick Dave Chappell’s ass.

All the rotisserie chickens at the store spontaneously interlocked Voltron style forming a hot and greasy humanoid that proceeded to beat the shit out of everyone. Victims described the beatings as "Delicious" and "God's Will."

Remember you are not powerless. We all have our part to play in the resistance. Call your representatives and ask them if they like alternative rock

I’m honk shoo pilled and mimimi maxing

Young, dumb and full of quat.

be gay, do crimes (do not talk about it)

Poster from a gay hacker space kinda place and

yeah, this, next few years gonna be a whole lotta: This

My Dad told my Mom to pay $300 to get her Pussy De-Queefed or he was going to Divorce Her !! The Doctor was Mexican !! He had Three Eyes !!

Support your libraries: Advocate for library workers!

Don't call it an Everything Omelet if it doesn't have Shards of Glass and a PCI Card and a Human Finger and a Glove Compartment Handle and a Shingle and a Spiral Notebook and a Rake and a Piece of Dog Shit in it !! Those are Part of Everything !!

Frasier Crane doing the cool Sonic pose. The background is sort of a boho beige which I thought fitting.

PSA: if you do not floss your teeth daily, you will get some of the most rank stinky build up between them. I floss daily and it’s still not great.
I dare you to floss and smell it. You’ll be flossin’ every day after once you know…the horror.