Paul J Graham

I heard there is a vacancy for a prince and the Duke of York... how does one apply for this job? #dukeofyork

I’m starting to think @groktr.bsky.social is the “special” member of the AI family — the one still trying to figure out what glue sticks taste like.

My #starwars pumpkin

I have a very bad feeling about this...

My husband just bragged that he can draw a perfect circle freehand.

Meanwhile, I’m over here pulling out a compass like it’s a weapon. 🎯🎨
Yeah… I hate him right now.

Obviously he’s a witch

As Mon Mothma said in Andor “the distance between what is said and what is known to be true has become an abyss”

There was a time when—even if they disagreed with me or hated everything I stood for—Republicans still acted like adults. Now it feels like the grown-ups have all left the room.

The cruel comments from Christians is sickening

When my dad worked in civil service at an Air Force base, there was a well-known “secret” among the crew — everyone knew exactly where to go if you wanted Cuban rum and cigars.

They need to pay Argentina so they can have a place to escape to

Agreed. Not going to pursue it

Sure. I’m still miffed

a woman in a blue jacket is saying may the force be with you ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is saying may the force be with you

Today is the birthday of the amazing Carrie Fisher

Long ago, I was super depressed- i met her at a convention, she looked at me in the eyes and said, “Listen to Space Mom - I want you to take your meds & live another day – even if just for spite. And remember to give stupid people the finger!”

Long ago, I was super depressed- i met her at a convention, she looked at me in the eyes and said, “Listen to Space Mom - I want you to take your meds & live another day – even if just for spite. And remember to give stupid people the finger!”

They said that’s it, I have way to appeal and getting banned for following rules isn’t good for my mood

Connect me with positive Star Wars fans #starwars

💧Hot take: Water isn’t wet or dry.

It’s the non-binary child of matter.
Solid’s too rigid. Gas is too flighty.
Water’s just out here like, “I contain multitudes.

“You can’t label me. I make things wet, I vibe with ice, and I flirt with steam.”

My Threads was permanently suspended and I don’t know why. Guess I’ll be here more often

Back in 2018,
@thecityofsac.bsky.social
removed benches from K Street and Old Sac… temporarily. When does temporary end?

I have mobility limitations and severe knee pain. I need to sit. But the city’s message to disabled and temporary disabled like me is clear: “Stay the fuck home”

Can they just give him another Nobel prize?

My mom said she knew I was gay way before I came out. Not just because of the posters of hot rocker dudes in tight jeans—but because teenage me used to watch rugby on satellite TV religiously…
Did I understand the rules? Absolutely not.
Could I name the players? Oh yes 🏉🍑 #GayAwakening

Bull all MAGAts are cheering the dictator they wanted.

A woman was arrested after a kid called her “Miss Piggy” on a plane.

If she didn’t scream “Hiiii-yaaaa!!” and karate chop him like the real Miss Piggy, I’m disappointed.

Imagine getting offended… and then serving full Miss Piggy energy anyway. 🐷💅🥋

Today I fully channeled my inner ‘80s teen and called someone a “hoser” at a stop sign for not going when it was clearly their turn.

Now excuse me while I put in an overcoat and grab a boom box and stand outside my crushes window

The fact that it took conservative Americans over 40 years to realize Bruce Springsteen isn’t on their side says a lot—mostly about their self-awareness.

He’s been singing about working-class struggle, systemic injustice for decades #BruceSpringsteen

I posted a video of Buster Keaton stunts and a few people insisted it was AI

One must do as the fuhrer says

Oh? Lazy Bear? I have volunteered there for the last 13 years

As if Trump follows the law

Just one? Ken was a legend