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就好似以前講笑講《東方日報》寫「陳Ｘ文」然後《太陽報》寫「陳大Ｘ」咁樣

Source: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-3367...

This is why 我從來唔跟 recommended 😤

AI has become so meta… I asked Gemini whether Gemini or Google website’s AI mode would be better for a certain technical question. Gemini says in this case Google website’s AI mode is superior and then offers to help me craft search terms to type into Google.

與三名新成員（前排）合照。菠蘿油已於較早前獲領養。

有時肥肥矮矮都有其可愛之處 🤗

呢間單車店營銷手法係擺佢喺度日日問「有人捨得買未」

哎呀屌唔記得開估添

由於屋企個 Wi-Fi router 係華碩但華碩啲 switch 冇 VLAN 但又未夠鐘成個 router 換過佢而好似洋酒配食物咁樣都係台灣設備配返台灣設備會成件事順啲所以幾廿年後重投 Zyxel 呢個老牌子懷抱（OK 其實因為價錢夠平）

畀標題黨嚇咗一嚇

學學下嘢見到係香港同僚 present 本來感到光榮，點知下一張 slide…

好似幾好玩咁… 將幅圖像變 SVG www.vexy.art/lines/#play

英國終於有返啲唔係跌緊嘅 stat 🤗

叫 CoPilot 寫 code 暫時最一擊即中都係當問返佢同 Microsoft 產品有關問題嘅時候，例如剛才係問佢點樣抽一個 Microsoft 365 Group 嘅 member list 入 Excel，佢畀到一段堅係行到嘅 Powershell script

The main weakness of the “can’t walk and chew gum at the same time” criticism is it’s often applied to situations like building a house of cards while being bombed by a military drone

純粹記錄一下，我個 router 啲 port 係咁怪雞… 但都有好處，後面嗰四個 port 可以專門篤啲我唔想畀佢掂到 LAN 裏面其他嘢嘅設備（例如有部 Hikvision 🌚），然後 ebtables 淨係封一個 eth5 interface 就冇眼屎乾淨盲（佢哋 eth5 裏面煉蠱就話之佢）

Two things are certain:

Was eating a bap so for a moment it looked like the sign said bap

本人認為 Windows 計數機就算唔係 scientific mode 時都應該先乘除後加減

諗咗去第二樣嘢

Are you okay⁈⁈

諗住有得一次過 download 全份 PDF 咁就唔使逐個逐個 chapter 撳入去睇咁煩啦，點知一 download… 🥲

Angeball sacked but I’m saying that just for the chance to say ball sack hehe

終於駁到！咁本人都入鄉隨俗變得好客氣… 如果最屘話畀我聽呢啲真人對話其實都係 AI 我會好傷心

砌網頁時想加幅「有人睇緊半張報紙」嘅相嘅困難就係你要揀一係 present 啲上下調轉嘅字畀讀者、一係就令讀者諗點解睇報紙嗰個人調轉咗嚟睇（唔專心做嘢（係咪臥底 etc.））

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I condemn people who do ridiculous things like bringing pigs on to planes to such an extent that the airline industry had to roll back emotional support animal policies but mostly because they did it before I had a chance to bring on board my emotional support capybara.

£2.8 一碗雜菜咖喱飯係屬於「仲想點」價位（尤其是拍埋杯 latte 都係 £2.8）(The Balloon, Bristol) swarmapp.com/user/1305136...

自從前日網絡大爆炸之後去 Vodafone support 就再搵唔到真人同你傾心事

♫ One of these things is not like the others

Vodafone down: Thousands of UK customers report internet issues Vodafone claims to have more than 18 million customers in the UK, including nearly 700,000 home broadband customers.

唏～ 本人噚日咪話轉寬頻嘅？啱啱凌晨 12 點生效咗，然後就…… 🥲🥲🥲 #執笠專員 🥲🥲🥲 “More than 130,000 Vodafone customers report outage”: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

申請咗新 ISP，寄嚟嘅路由器附送配件赫然有條線 label 住 DSL，時空錯置感不亞於條線 label 住 CSL。