Prolix

"Sir, what do we say if _he_ spots us while we're out there?"
"Go with Story #19"
"Ah, the dog? Heh, classic."

22.09.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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13.06.2025 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A friend & I were just discussing wood trim and other less boring, old design choices the other day. "I had a video game console with wood trim!" and many other nostalgic things were exclaimed.

P.S. here's a pic of the time I put longhorns on a 1995 Ford Contour. I was... very silly.

18.03.2025 04:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Screenshot of the patch notes for version 1.6 of the game Stardew Valley, including the change that "You can now drink mayonnaise".

04.03.2025 15:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A mountain of Mountain Dew Zero 12-packs in my garage.

Nooooo, not My Precious! ...okay, fine: come on over, and I'll let you have _some_

24.02.2025 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0