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Cute woodland creature movie animated beautiful no conflict cozy burrow movie for adults

15.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Happy birthday!!

15.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe I get to be on the same Internet as you

15.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

15.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Barley soup goes hard

15.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A box of sweethearts and it says to David from David

A box of sweethearts and it says to David from David

πŸ’•

15.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice! For big areas I’ll throw out some salt and then come back with a floor scraper like this a couple hours later to break it up into chunks before shoveling.

14.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hate this a lot!

14.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You should probably try it for science

14.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

black as midnight on a moonless night

14.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about the coffee I am going to drink tomorrow

14.02.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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ready

14.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the hospital helicopters. They don’t circle for hours with their transponders turned off to help masked armed goons steal my neighbors

13.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got crumbs in my bed and they won't go
Crackers in my bed and they won't go

13.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where are helicopters

13.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are helicopters

13.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Taylor no

12.02.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.

I have neighbors everywhere.

12.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2783    πŸ” 635    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 17

this is too precious

12.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I wish I had the answer for why are we doing it,” Star says. β€œIt’s an act of service. I don’t know. And it’sβ€”so you can’t save everybody, right? And you maybe can’t even save anybody. Like maybe all we do is frustrate. You know, give someone one more day with their daughter or their dad. But if you lost your dad, or you lost your daughter, you would give anything to have one more day with them. And that’s what we can do.”

I wish I had the answer for why are we doing it,” Star says. β€œIt’s an act of service. I don’t know. And it’sβ€”so you can’t save everybody, right? And you maybe can’t even save anybody. Like maybe all we do is frustrate. You know, give someone one more day with their daughter or their dad. But if you lost your dad, or you lost your daughter, you would give anything to have one more day with them. And that’s what we can do.”

This article really hits home about why we all keep on going out there each day.

slate.com/news-and-pol...

12.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

I wish I had no idea what this meant (broom for sure)

11.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today, ICE engaged in a dangerous, high-speed chase in Saint Paul. Their recklessness and disdain for the safety of our residents led directly to a multi-car collision, even if ICE vehicles weren't the ones to hit other cars.

11.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 705    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 12

Been fairly happy with my Reolink devices + home assistant. You do need their app for provisioning, but you don’t need to make an account and they work fine air gapped.

11.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not liking this butt pic either

11.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

11.02.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These ghouls got me going to city council work sessions now, man

11.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve just eaten dinner and I’m going to say it: eating is unmatched

11.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably depends on local laws. But they generally have bigger guns than the locals so they don’t care

10.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really need there to be fewer crises

09.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

until next year, sausage dip 🫑

09.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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