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Han Snowlo and Snowbi Gon Kenobi
07.12.2025 02:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ladies and gentleman, Tri-City Santa
07.12.2025 02:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tri-City Santa is LATE
07.12.2025 02:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the dealin was done 🤷♂️
07.12.2025 00:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Amazing!
06.12.2025 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0prayers up for whoever left their underpants in the dollar tree parking lot
06.12.2025 17:36 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Omg. Awful.
06.12.2025 04:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s especially nuts bc it’s not like they’ve got a huge ecosystem to protect. I think they have garage doors and cameras. No one is going to build an entire smart home around that.
05.12.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s over twelve minutes long! It ends with a “love will tear us apart” interpolation! What more could you want???
05.12.2025 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Christmas Unicorn by Sufjan Stevens
No church Christmas party is complete without it
05.12.2025 22:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you can buy dried peppermint by the pound is a thing I learned a couple years ago
05.12.2025 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0guy whose job it is to pick out the stock photos to go with the training materials on protected classes maybe should review the class materials
05.12.2025 20:26 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Caffeine metabolizes in about 6 hours
05.12.2025 16:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0great news!
05.12.2025 16:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s exciting, on paper, to have the championship still up in the air, and yet
05.12.2025 16:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0highly recommend!
05.12.2025 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m having a nice cup of coffee
05.12.2025 15:52 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Lasagna
05.12.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do anything fun??
05.12.2025 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The past
05.12.2025 04:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Comment TOOTHPASTE and I’ll DM you a link
05.12.2025 03:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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is it a full moon or something holy shit
04.12.2025 23:54 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the air hurts your face and the sky goes dark at the earliest hour?
04.12.2025 15:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you know? If you are a really good human there’s a good chance today is your birthday. Make a dress and eat a gas station hot dog to celebrate the birth of both @cordiallycourtney.bsky.social and @mindalin.bsky.social !!!
04.12.2025 15:42 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It’s -4° here 👎
04.12.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
do you have a hammer
04.12.2025 04:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I would like it the other way around more I think
04.12.2025 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like the wheat Chex in the Chex mix best
04.12.2025 02:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0🫂😭💙
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