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www;;;;;;;; despite qanting to be a princess Mommy is really into the idea of turning this one into a tomboy

"what kind of misogynistic world do we live in where you can't pay for stuff via breastfeeding the clerk????"

tragically princesses do not have uniforms

you are SO real for this

blanket

i mean, yeah, you gotta show you love them? is this not normal practices????

turns out the wya to make this one voice train was to tell it it eould be a better little girl for the pursuit of improving

lets goooo i only got very minor diaper rash

this one is cool and normal about being Her handwarmer

most pathetic things this one has come to:

-Handlers hairties
-Handlers used covid test
-Empty toilet paper tube

She clipped Her keys to this ones muzzle!!!!!!! its so lucky to be of use!!!!!

it would be~

"this isn't you" "you're not like this" "you're being manipulated" blah blah blah just say you're jealous that i'm the only one who gets to taste her boot polish

teasing a little often means learning child psychology and parenting tricks even if you never planned to have a kid

sure i could claim i dont paint my nails because i prefer to look natural or because its for fingering girls, but its really because then i have to dtop sucking my thumb for a few days or weeks and i get very grumpy if i dont suck my thumb

adorable ♡

the perfect flowchart

what I've learned here is youeould not survive being alone with me for a night, you'd combust from too much adoration

everyones treating me like such a baby recently

just because it makes me blush and amile lots doesn't mean i like it

yes of course!!!! you're diligent and driven and capable, why wouldn't i admire that

oh dog you're so cool

youhave good taste :3

im the smartest puppy ever :3

thats me!!!!

yayayayayau yyippe

my big sis was begging to watch sesame street today, guess shes theblittle sis

arfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarf

this definitely is a reviled action

getting annoyed cause mommy said animal like aminal, confidently cirrecting her that "its aminal" and dying inside

so im the kind of girl who makes out with my stuffies while high, and my big sis made fun of me for it!!

but ahea deunk and asked to make out with my stuffies and talked about how great it was so whos laughing now