How can I be careless when I worry myself sick? That sure sounds like a lot of caring involved to me.

Careless not malicious

“ I understand you want to speak with an agent, but we fired them all because we like money.”

forever branded 😭

I ONLY LISTENED TO -TWO- SONGS 😟😫

A sudden Truck-kun appears!

Do you evade or stand ground?

My first thought was mace. Now it’s my second also.

Ugh. Yeah, I wondered. Ugh.

About ready to grab @damarmar.bsky.social , go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.

*shaves random followers*

Willful ignorance should be painful.

What if I am just an organic LLM ??

but you can have the cloud make you a picture of your dream computer! Well, sort-of. It might have an extra human finger and the branding is an em-dash.

(and yes, that joke is past its sell-by date, they're trending away from the emdash)

the squirrel is coming from inside the brain!!

Getting older is like being out on the ocean in the Ship of Theseus but then at some point the guys just decided against replacing the decayed parts.

For years a little factoid has lived in my head about the U.S. flags left on the moon, that unfiltered sunshine bleached them pure white long ago.

(Yes, we surrendered the moon. Takeoff likely knocked them down anyhow)

Recently I was reminded this is true of the Roman statues. Forgot about ruins!

What in the Minecraft is this shit? Why do I see brutalist columns in a movie about ANTIQUITY? Unlike modern film makers, ancient people were not allergic to color and wouldn’t have these plain blocky-ass columns.

The ethical issues of communicating with and attempting to gradually converge the entire world history of sapient humans into a common mass able to interact on relatively equal terms, well, you already did at least three impossible things so we got this. :)

Time travel. Obviously. You're sticking this device wayyy back in time, figure out a sapience level to start at, make sure it's in a safe location, able to self-repair and designed to last tens of thousands of years, if possible. We are saving the whole effing human race here. Yeah, a Library.

Storage and matrix environments! Gotta be able to put that recorded brain somewhere. Somewhere NICE too, heavenly even...at least comfortable. With sufficient tech that entity might last the universe. But not alone! No we're sucking up all the minds... all the minds on earth!
But wait...!

so what we do is:
Invent a device that captures, records if you will, the complex bioelectrical patterns of the brain. Pretty common scifi these days. Also, we need to be able to do it from a long distance, let's say no less than geosynchronous earth orbit.
Just to be sure.
And then---!

Love it. Also reminded of the 'full quote', "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness", which supposedly is -NOT- by O. Wilde.
but anyway.
hee hee.

MY HUMAN WASHED MY BLANKIE

PROS: FEELS NICE, IS WARM

CONS: I HAVE TO FIX THE SCENT

it seems as if i am being squirrelled much more frequently these days!

You ground pounder vets out there can vouch for the accuracy of this one.

A social media post recounts a story about helping an older lady with limited English, reflecting on how having pink hair signaled trustworthiness and individuality.

Things are Terrible, but this isn't.

Be weird.

Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them!
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.

Ran across this burn today.

“He’s filed for bankruptcy more times than he’s had consensual sex.”

Yeah, you know who.

Why am I?