Loopy Logic

Grokka-dokka-dok is that true?

I think I need a memory jog. When was this?

Your soul it will suck-ees.

A lost cutaway gag from "Clerks."

Steppin' out

Today I learned the title is "Space Age Love Song" and not "I Was Falling in Love."

Whatever you do, don't get a volume rug. Those things just take up the whole room.

Not with that attitude you won't.

I was okay with his phasing out of the penny, too.

I heard there was a secret 'b'
Hidden inside a 'blueberry'
But you don't really care for GPT do ya
It goes like this: a 'b' at first, and fourth and sixth,
Whoops, minor error; purported fix,
My AI reinventing "blubeberry"
Blubeberry 🎶
blubellberry
Blurblery

["That's Amore"]
When a bandage you need 'cause you're starting to bleed
C'est labubu
Tried a stunt and got played and you now need first aid
C'est labubu

AI is now capable of designing a record-breaking deep sea submersible on its own. This marks a new age of exploration and I encourage all my fellow AI champions to build one and get in it so they can celebrate this achievement from the bottom of the sea.

"I want to be a rebel ... like everyone else."

It's the president's decision whether Pirro supports a takeover?

Sounds about right.

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A white fox(?) plush is headed straight for Campion's head.

Moments before disaster

Wait, I work 9 hours Monday, 9 hours Tuesday, and 6 hours Wednesday, and then I have the rest of the week off? Sign me up!
[performs one internet search]
Aw, hell no, that shit's crazy.

Adding to my grocery list.

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

No one understands references like Gaston.

RTO (Return To Oppressivebattlefield)

It's like the "Being John Malkovich" building except the half floor is at the top.

Okay, but like, at least try to avoid running into the other person?

If you call a business because you think they may be closed (for the day or permanently), and they answer, don't attempt to explain why you're calling. Just ask how late they're open that day, and after they tell you, thank them and hang up.

When following a curve in the road, I look at the inside line.

When my name is John Bauch but everyone calls me John Bach.

"Okay, fine! Take your time machine and travel back to the 16th century. Listen to some classical music."
"Of course, back then, they'd just call it 'music.'"

"Whew, thank God I was only shot. If I'd touched fentanyl instead, I'd already be a dead man."

Music fans refuse to accept that most Beatles songs are about gay sex. All You Need Is Love… from a guy? Imagine… naked men? Happiness is a Warm Cock doesn’t even need explaining

"I Will" -- yeah, I bet you will.

"Long, Long, Long" -- not that he's complaining.

"Come Together" -- I admire your timing.

And if you get too carried away, don't worry. "We Can Work It Out."