Loopy Logic

Headline reading: You’d Be Surprised to See Where Many Olympians Keep Their Medals Athletes train and sweat for years in pursuit of the glittering prizes. Many store them in the least glamorous places.

A man in an army uniform sits in a suburban living room: it is Christopher Walken in pulp fiction

🎵 Some
BULLET
shot to me
And penetrated through me
Mine ain't the shapest shards in the shed.
Pepper had a lot of fun
With his ammo and his gun
Now my toes and my knee's on my forehead. 🎵

Thank you for including a giraffe on your cover. 😊

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That "Epstein? The financier?" guy

"Richard Nixon? The creator of the E.P.A.?"

Or just an ecol(og)i(st) from anywhere

"We didn't want to make the Senate mad at us."

A poster showing a simple drawing of a film projector, above which is written "X-RAYS" in quotation marks, and between that and the projector is written "PRODUCED AND DETECTED BY WILHELM RÖNTGEN".

"Will you invite me back if I decline, then?"

The E is not for Entertainment 😭

Quote of the day: "I only like objectification if it means I'm hot."

There was a time I would have considered getting a Ring camera.
That time is over. I'm relieved I never got one.

Eat some and prove it.

That reminds me of a time I went to a performance of live theater, and the "take your seats" handheld-xylophone guy was wandering the lobby playing his take-your-seats xylophone BEFORE THEY OPENED THE HOUSE.

Utah Hogle Zoo photo, giraffe and parents

In good news, a little one was born in Utah🦒

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Skype! 😆

Geocaxxxing

Someone better film an action movie in which someone jumps out of the parking garage onto the roof of a moving train.

I'm betting on Skype.

All right!

No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.

"These are things. These are actual things. These things exist."

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Hot Damn - SNL

Why watch a football game when you can watch a comedy sketch about a song about a football game? www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvBF...

Me staffing Con Ops at 6 a.m.:

Heyyyy @marchforbillionaires.org ! Today was the day, right? How'd it go?

YouTube video by Movieclips A Serious Man (10/10) Movie CLIP - Impending Storm (2009) HD

Hoping you don't get a phone call like this from your doctor. youtu.be/b8U1na74Bcc

Wilford Brimley was only 50 when he starred in "Cocoon"!

I once thought *clothing* wasn't invented until, like, 1900 A.D.

Eh, it's possible that people who both were born before you and survive you will say that.
I know of someone who once sincerely wrote "He was 79 which I maintain is too young to die."