Caleb Brown

Thursday afternoon please.

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

Any red state AG that is going to prosecute is going to do so either way.

That's a red herring. Would you not take medicine for a deadly disease because you might get a different disease later and be sick anyway?

If they have a pardon they can get any criminal charges dismissed immediately.

The appellate courts will uphold the legal immunity from prosecution that comes with a pardon.

If it was you being threatened by name by Trump would you want a pardon? I would.

The alternative is for Faucci to be financially ruined trying to defend himself from prosecution at the hands of corrupt idiots. Should he have to do that (endure his actual life being ruined) to avoid giving the wrong impression?

Ah but are you the type of person who gets distracted while waiting for the part you missed and missing it again?

They could just stop doing illegal shit to rig elections. If they did that then you wouldn't have to keep bearing them in court.

Chef's kiss. It's a
lovely burn that leaves all involved in ashes.

Something to ponder: is Elon more divorced than he is not funny? On the one hand, he may be the most divorced man in public life. On the other hand, he is one of the least funny people alive.

Imagine if you overlaid this with the time he spends playing video games.

Really want to understand the calendar that allows for 6 companies, 11 kids and 31 tweets a day

RFK Jr. does not have a political philosophy or any knowledge about science.

I'm not a mental health professional, so can't diagnose anything, but if you start with the assumption that he has one of the more unpleasant personality disorders, everything he says and does makes perfect sense.

Mike Tyson is going to hurt him.

Hmm. Now I'm curious. Thanks!

Is it at least highly caffinated?

CNN screenshot with Tapper and King in front of a map showing states in red that have not been called like Wisconsin and Minnesota and Pennsylvania

CNN keeps showing a map with who is leading in uncalled states, this is a dumb minor thing I would currently launch a nuclear strike over

Elon Musk's meltdown will be spectacular.

It is 100% a tell. They all assumed they could count on the votes of all women married to MAGA men. Even after Dobbs. Even after all of their explicitly misogynistic policies and candidates.

But now they realize maybe the wives' votes are not assured and they are freaking out.

There is no way that Musk has ever been the guy who returned a shopping cart.

He can be manipulated to screw himself if he thinks that others are befitting at his expense.

If you told him someone was going to profit from Elon taking a dump he would put it in a bag and take it home him.

Would this be the first verified instance of significant, organized vote fraud? Asking for a friend who paid attention to the many failed lawsuits filed after the 2020 election.

If detailed confirmation that Musk is an incompetent, narcissist and a horrible chief executive sounds fun to you then it is extremely fun. I enjoyed it immensely.

If all the other fascist trolls on X jumped off a bridge he would 100% jump also too.

He is so stupid that he can be talking about something that I don't know anything about and I can still tell he doesn't know what he is talking about.

Musk fucks around so much. Eventually, he is going to find out. 🤞

The chase scene is one of the all time greats.

They are profoundly, aggressively ugly. Like they were designed by someone who hates everyone who can see.

They are an ugly shape, and it is the ugliest possible manifestation of the ugly shape.

But at least, besides being incredibly ugly, they also function poorly for any intended purpose.

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People are going to get banned for posting that picture on X. I guarantee it.

Batman but exclusively for white-collar crime

Saying he focuses on anything is a huge reach. He fixates on some stuff. He is obsessed with stuff. But he hasn't focused on anything in a long time. When it isn't about him he barely perceives it much less focuses on it.