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They work. The legality is questionable and when they break they are done.

I miss the days when we just whimsically talked about invading Greenland. Seemed like a simpler time.

I thought they were just pissed we elected a black man President. Nope it’s the fact we didn’t let a dedicated racist on the Supreme Court 50 years ago that made them go all scorched earth.

She’s not real. She’s AI, clearly a glitch in the matrix.

Oh shit, happy hour must have started. She could not get out of there quick enough.

The weird part is they truly believe they have their finger on the pulse of the country.

The passive nature in which the NYT watches the US slip into fascism is a sorry in its own right.

Does Graham realize that presidents who serve consecutive term are only counted once. So Obama is listed as the 44th President not the 44th and 45th President.

That is why this isn’t funny. It makes no fucking sense.

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Dude calls himself big balls then gets his ass kicked by teenagers. Now they want to give him a medal.

So much about our current national situation is explained by the fact that a substantial proportion of Americans truly believe that “feeling somewhat uncomfortable” is the same as being the victim of an actual crime

I got a Honda Prologue in November and I will never go back to a gas car for my daily commuter again. They are just a fucking hassle with going to gas stations, visits to the mechanic and the lack of safety features. Fuck that noise.

*PSA* Be on the lookout, people. 😏

This is one of those things you can’t lie to people about. You just can’t. In fact it will make things worse if you do. An unsure public is like an unsure business they simply spend less on everything.

Why do they talk about peace talks like that? People are fucking dying. What a bunch of pieces of shit and anyone who gets off on this is a piece of shit as well.

It’s like having to listen to your senile grandfather babble in about shit. Crazy meandering.

Mark Zuckerberg is really an asshole.

What the fuck is it with the Dr Seuss rhymes.

Honesty, Donald just release the files already.

We went through the same shit in LA. Literally nothing going on and all of a sudden armed troops in the streets.

I am done with films where the black women is ten times more competent than anyone and is only able to get a job as a secretary at NASA.

Watching “Happy Gilmore 2”. A film about a mediocre white man who accomplishes something great even though he doesn’t try.

I decided I want to write the same kind of movie but with a mediocre black women.

I have to give credit to Mark for sticking around. The assholes on Pod Save America come here, say stupid shit, and then run away and bitch about Bluesky on their POD.

The democrats try to actually tackle complex issues. Republicans tell everyone they will lower prices on day one, do the exact opposite, and then tell everyone Demcorats hate Sydney Sweeney.

It is really that simple.

Yes, the fucking lunatic just stopped our best hope for curing cancer. Fucking bonkers.

They act as if there just isn’t anything they can do about it. Like they are senators or something.

Young men are overly coddled wimps.

The funniest thing is during Covid MAGA thought South Park was their show. They never got it.