Yerg

Where’s the knife?

Hi good morning

Not if you live.

That’s not a firearm. It’s a gas powered device, probably shots pepper spray pellets.

The perspective of being solely responsible for their well being and so I had to make good decisions for their sake more than my own.

You might be raising children, but the reality is that your kids are watching YOU grow up.

Being misunderstood by your kids.

Watching your kids make choices that do damage to their lives. Especially after you warned them.

Not having a relationship with your kids.

That regardless of what I think about my parents, they probably did their best to raise me and give me a better life than they had.

I go more than that, to my fat ass shame.

I like their lemon cake myself. I stay away from there because they want me to be fat.

Get back after it brother. Tomorrow’s a new day.

😮‍💨

Our people need to stay armed.

How dare TB come to Seattle
in those ugly ass uniforms and beat my squad in a shootout! It was a good game though.

A trip around the sun takes a year.

Any Tesla actually. Except the Model S.

Yeah, but it ain’t New York. It’s spread out and you can get to rural areas quick.

No I live in a suburb outside of Dallas.

That’s 🔥🔥🔥

🥷 got the damn necronomicon in her purse.

If I can get out of the city, I have a chance.

It’s almost over. The juice will kill them all now.

STG this should be Nikki’s next single. 🤣🤣🤣

He’s mad about that sex tape money.

Broke the screen on my phone and now I know these vultures are gonna pressure me to upgrade 🥴

The government didn’t retaliate against the Saudis, so why do we expect comedians to?

If they close the accounts, your score will go down.

He needs more equipment to destroy Gaza. He received some bulldozers last week from the US, now he’s probably here for a wrecking ball or something.