Kytoco

In case you weren’t aware, The Fades is back up on iPlayer again if you wanted a rewatch 👍

If you’re removing anal beads from your partner, don’t say “and the winning Lotto numbers are”

They don’t like that!

I know that now 😉

I guess my neighbour couldn’t afford a flag but wanted to show they were proud to be breadtish 🤔😳😆

First day back in the gym in months. That’s me, trying to get my shorts on 😆

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She was brilliant, whether Kitty, Hetty, Hyacinth or on the stage in Shakespeare 😢

R.I.P Dame Patricia Routledge (17Feb29-03Oct25). Such a talented comedic actress that graced our screens for years as Kitty or the memorable Hyancinth. I’m sure she’d approve of being listed as having kicked the bouquet 😢

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Who knew cross stitch could be so cathartic 👍😆

I see you shiver with ………..a denial of putting the central heating on because it’s still too early! 😆

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Happy 60th Birthday to the wonder that was Thunderbirds 🎉🥂🍾🎂 F-A-B

You want what on a Monday 🤔😳🤣

They need to be more specific, as I head towards the checkout and another store ban 😆😆

Must be nearly time to wake up that chap from Green Day 🤔👍

I doubt that very much

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And that's what you get displaying Christmas sh!t in September!! I’m now barred from my local department store, but it was totally worth it 👍🤣

So true 😆

Oh-er missus! A recording of Peter Chubb and his magnificent organ 😳

A full 12 inches of pleasure 😵‍💫🤣🤣

Can’t fault the logic 😆

I’ve been walking around naked all day so I don’t freak people out by leaving a pile of clothes when raptured. It’s been rather invigorating 😉😳😆

Me getting ready for the Rapture today. Tea, Earl Grey, Hot 😆

To confuse folks, I’ve bought half a dozen blow-up dolls which I’ll fill with helium. I can then release them skyward in the local park and shout “take me with you” as they fly heavenwards 😉🤣

The American Gays are on sale 🤔😳🤣

Photos you can hear #27 🤣

Trump must be on Ozempic. His cankles are looking so much better 😆

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

What if sex sounded like a straw going in and out of a fast food milkshake cup 🤔😳🤣