Alex Jones' Nudes

If we’re being honest, God is non-existent.

Golden pedophile

Golden bachelor?

MAGA: the most gullible humans in the history of the universe

those matching mustaches!

I'd watch. For a few minutes.

wonder what Corporal Cholesterol has in his sea bag

agreed - Dear Leader's stupid tariffs are screwing over Americans

that's the catch: "of course" HE thinks they should get back pay but shucks, this pesky legal analysis says we gotta fuck you over

"bucking tradition" what the fuck NPR? Did trump extort you too?!

In that time they could've walked to Bellingham. They really stuck it out and i appreciate that haha

I'm gonna summon James Randi and get to the bottom of this

You're right - I often see MAGA types doing the confused dog neck tilt while sounding out the words

Fancy words don't matter when dealing with a fucking cult

The most common questions I get while holding my signs are "fuck you!" "Get a job pussy!" and "[middle finger out the F250 window]".

I am also woke the most possible amount

Inspired by an @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social post. Took the sign out this weekend. The MAGA middle fingers were flyin'!

You're out of your element CHUCK

Fox news executive drops phone into ocean to bury evidence

as if we didn't already know jesse watters is a fraud

those are definitely words

love me some MAGA on MAGA crime!

recalling an early childhood book about boats - page one, the first "boat": picture of a dumb neanderthal in the ocean with his arm wrapped around a log

technically, i guess

awww someone has a big day playing with his widdle boats!

Don't be such a stiff

Our bats are poised to go off. Statistically speaking.

Dammit

This is difficult to see

LETS GO Ms!!!!

Fuck yeah let's go Ms