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It caused quite a stir

30.10.2025 14:28 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Frame #5474 from E79 Clayfully Yours

Frame #5474 from E79 Clayfully Yours

25.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 66    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 4

„Man kann doch nicht ständig Kosten von Unternehmen auf den Staat umlegen und sich dann über zu hohe Staatsausgaben beschweren!“
„Doch, kann man.“
„Ah, stimmt, das hatte ich vergessen.“

22.10.2025 03:57 — 👍 157    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 0

Eine Marke, die man nur mit Zwang durchsetzt, ist ist keine Marke sondern ein Brandzeichen.

19.10.2025 13:09 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Jede Wahrheit ist der Wirkung des Kaffees ähnlich.

06.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 52    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 2

Salzwasser ist jedoch jedes Mal in der Philosophie ganz anders.

03.10.2025 08:00 — 👍 21    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
Be an ARTIST
MAKE $50 TO $100 A WEEK!

Be an ARTIST MAKE $50 TO $100 A WEEK!

this illustration from a 1920s newspaper ad is still possible in 2025

27.09.2025 16:20 — 👍 418    🔁 78    💬 0    📌 6

Ein Glas Erdbeersekt wird mit Minze garniert, alternativ einer sommerlich hauchdünn geschnittenen Scheibe Leberwurst

21.09.2025 14:43 — 👍 47    🔁 14    💬 5    📌 1
Unicode Fraction Creator Create Unicode fractions with any numerator and denominator. Copy and paste into text messages, social media posts, or email.

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lights0123.com/fractions/

30.08.2025 23:02 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Romantisch wie ein Klassiker der deutschen Sonntagsküche.

17.08.2025 21:59 — 👍 27    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 2

Der Mensch soll nicht zu fest sein.

16.08.2025 10:26 — 👍 44    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 1
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Welches Wissen unter Trump unterdrückt wird Hier eine Liste unerwünschter Informationen – über den US-Präsidenten, Sklaverei, Klimawandel, LGBTQ+ und mehr

Ich habe eine Liste angelegt, welches Wissen unter Donald Trump unterdrückt wird

Hier kann man nachlesen, welche unerwünschte Information bereits zurückgezogen wurde 👇

Gerne teilen, damit diese Vorfälle bekannt sind!

06.08.2025 17:37 — 👍 1358    🔁 827    💬 42    📌 28
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Perplexity is using stealth, undeclared crawlers to evade website no-crawl directives Perplexity is repeatedly modifying their user agent and changing IPs and ASNs to hide their crawling activity, in direct conflict with explicit no-crawl preferences expressed by websites.

If Cloudflare's analysis is correct -- and I've no reason to doubt it -- this is shameful behavior from Perplexity blog.cloudflare.com/perplexity-i...

04.08.2025 15:28 — 👍 261    🔁 78    💬 6    📌 18

l have recently taken to replacing upper-case 'I's in all texts/emails with lower-case 'L's. The thrill is absolutely unmatched. Did it at the start of this confession and you didn't even notice!

04.08.2025 10:20 — 👍 400    🔁 17    💬 31    📌 4
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#birdbot

26.06.2025 23:00 — 👍 88    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 3

Liebhaberobjekt

27.06.2025 04:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A four panel comic with the title “Dangerous research areas for biologists” 

Panel one, captioned “Megafauna” - the researcher runs away from a huge angry elephant

Panel two, captioned “Gigaflora” - the researcher has been grabbed by the tentacles of a huge plant 

Panel three, captioned “Colossafungi” - the researcher hides behind a rock as a huge mushroom extends tendrils and releases spores

Panel four, captioned “Gargantuabacteria” - the researcher is in orbit, wearing a space suit and facing a huge bacteria.

A four panel comic with the title “Dangerous research areas for biologists” Panel one, captioned “Megafauna” - the researcher runs away from a huge angry elephant Panel two, captioned “Gigaflora” - the researcher has been grabbed by the tentacles of a huge plant Panel three, captioned “Colossafungi” - the researcher hides behind a rock as a huge mushroom extends tendrils and releases spores Panel four, captioned “Gargantuabacteria” - the researcher is in orbit, wearing a space suit and facing a huge bacteria.

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com 🧪 #science

24.06.2025 13:43 — 👍 956    🔁 222    💬 7    📌 4
Steintafel mit lesendem Mönch und der Umschrift:
XVII KALENDAS DE
CEMB'S + MEME
NTO:DOMINE:DAVID

Steintafel mit lesendem Mönch und der Umschrift: XVII KALENDAS DE CEMB'S + MEME NTO:DOMINE:DAVID

Früher waren die Memes noch so gut, dass man sie in Stein gemeißelt hat.

23.06.2025 14:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Der Aal wird gekocht wie Aprikosen-Marmelade.

15.06.2025 11:00 — 👍 38    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

501 Zimtschnecken

10.06.2025 14:35 — 👍 19    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Just watched Room 101 and learned NOTHING about rooms.

02.06.2025 13:57 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
Caption: “The work was hard and the hours were long, so on sunny days, the professor allowed the team to leave the lab and research their viruses outdoors.”

Image: Scientists in yellow hazmat suits work with chemicals, glassware and machinery in the dappled shade of some old trees on the university lawn.

Caption: “The work was hard and the hours were long, so on sunny days, the professor allowed the team to leave the lab and research their viruses outdoors.” Image: Scientists in yellow hazmat suits work with chemicals, glassware and machinery in the dappled shade of some old trees on the university lawn.

A summery cartoon for @newscientist.com

13.05.2025 13:19 — 👍 2093    🔁 337    💬 20    📌 11
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Sick of being taken advantage of by OTHER PACKAGES?!

Use python package {tariff} to show those packages WHO IS BOSS.

Make Reinventing The Wheel Great Again!

pypi.org/project/tari...

15.04.2025 13:02 — 👍 100    🔁 32    💬 10    📌 3
I was delighted when the kind people at the Inland Revenue wrote to me recently, telling me that my tax return was 'outstanding', particularly since I can't even remember sending it in. Tom McCann, Wokingham

I was delighted when the kind people at the Inland Revenue wrote to me recently, telling me that my tax return was 'outstanding', particularly since I can't even remember sending it in. Tom McCann, Wokingham

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08.02.2025 20:35 — 👍 851    🔁 103    💬 6    📌 5

it's actually good to have to use 19 different social media sites, watching as they die off one by one like branches of a tree who grew in the shade of something taller. follow me on Blorm. follow me on Plemp. follow me on Xrexpr. follow me on Causalixy. follow me on Jempino. follow me on Grempomble

28.01.2025 00:22 — 👍 304    🔁 26    💬 15    📌 0
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Computer Rage
Marinette, WI

02.10.2023 23:00 — 👍 303    🔁 74    💬 2    📌 16
A very complex diagram which begins with the question "Do you need a a gift for someone" but, despite many questions and choices, always suggests either giving a book or buying a book for yourself, or gets in a huff and says "I give up!".

A very complex diagram which begins with the question "Do you need a a gift for someone" but, despite many questions and choices, always suggests either giving a book or buying a book for yourself, or gets in a huff and says "I give up!".

A helpful gift shopping algorithm that I made for @theguardian.com a couple of years ago.

11.12.2024 13:12 — 👍 890    🔁 307    💬 18    📌 33

use coupon code ASYMPTOTE at Zeno's Hairadox to save half as much as you saved on your last haircut

25.11.2024 22:45 — 👍 187    🔁 31    💬 7    📌 0

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

06.11.2024 16:45 — 👍 2588    🔁 356    💬 12    📌 8

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