Michael M. Jones

The day we moved into our house, way back in the dark ages, our neighbors' tabby walked right in and made himself comfy in the front hallway.

That was not the first time Wally would invade our house. He was quite a character.

BRB, writing "The Ten Million Ghosts of MySpace"

You had me at extremely gay.
Also? Automatic Noodle is SO DELIGHTFUL.
(Sorry, haven't gotten to LiMaD yet.)

Friends, I wrote something silly. I hope you like it. And watch for traps!

Friends, I wrote something silly. I hope you like it. And watch for traps!

Sandwiches for the Soul by Michael M. Jones In the tangle of streets affectionately referred to as the Haystack, set away from the worst of Puxhill’s downtown chaos, there’s a place where shops come and go at their own whim, usually with no …

LOVED this story by Michael M. Jones aka @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social in @factorfourmagazine.com. "Sandwiches for the Soul" is exactly what it says on the tin!

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And the most fun is when they’re at odds before they have to team up. 😎

Leverage is without a doubt my favorite tv series of all time.

In my head, Hardison studied their work and knows all about Setac Astronomy. And Eliot ran into Agent Abbott at some point. These stories obviously coexist. Ask me someday about the Leverage Extended Universe…

(Like Nate knows the protags/events of Thomas Crown Affair and Entrapment!)

My newest story, “Sandwiches for the Soul” is in this issue. I apologize if it makes you hungry.

My newest story, “Sandwiches for the Soul” is in this issue. I apologize if it makes you hungry.

I would like you to write more of this please.

just a wee kitten!

Widget is criminally adorable. The whole breed is impossibly cute.

Renovating the place like he plans to flip it.

Handsome fellow!

I just reflexively liked a photo of Fiasco. 😜

Used to be they took away your license after the second one.

An Irish Wolfhound sitting patiently by the dinner table.

Irish Wolfhound. When you’re into horses but the HOA won’t let you have a pony. This is George. He likes second, third, and fourth dinners and visits everyone on the block.

A fluffy male Pekingese who is not burdened by deep thoughts.

Pekinese. Who doesn’t love yappy dust mops? This is Dreamer. He’s basically a male model. He gives good cuddles.

A golden French bulldog in a pretty Christmas dress.

French Bulldog. Because they’re adorable and absolute clowns. Thus is Sunny. She loves belly rubs.

Question about the TRUNK anthology: are you considering stories which were previously submitted to (and rejected by) Metaphorosis? (Whether original or reprint). Or is that getting -too- meta? 😆

Fluffy orange cat and fluffy black cat together on top of small cat tree. The black cat has a rear paw in the air like he’s asking a question. Yes, we violated his dignity.

Have Gideon and Gremlin.

Welp. Thanks, algorithm. 🤷‍♂️

Cash is still quite handy. 😎
Glad it worked out.

Beyonce and Oprah could eat Trump alive singularly, never mind as a team.

For every like, I'll list a breed of dog I'd pet, and why.

To be fair, the differences between wallet and phone have been mostly erased. Between everything going digital, and people sticking their cards and licenses into their phone cases...

Yes, which who's -inside- the armor?
(Like it's not obvious... :) )

He's a Youtube asshole who makes money by exploiting gullible people and offering money for ridiculous, dehumanizing challenges. He also shills shitty offbrand goods with his name on them. In short, he's a professional shitbag.