Hey Bruce 🇨🇦

I am of full-from-birth ass and Sir mixalot has a point.

When I know everything about every WA vote and it's embarrassing.

My neighbor is sending me videos of them yelling at hockey and they have the most Canadian accents you have ever heard in your life. They heard our accents starting to form and I was like 🥹🥹🥹

If I have a Heroic Hangover my body will change this much as well. Take that, AI.

And all because they want to maintain the white patriarchy they crushed their own souls for. Trash trash trash.

EXACTLY. I'm so sick of my own gender telling me I should be ok with abuse.

Awesome. Searching for it is difficult. Until I come back with the source (unless someone else read the book and remembers) I'll table this comment.

He's purposely leaving out that his repub buddies own thousands of properties. Tucker Carlson owns thousands of properties in the SW States. The titles belong to a combination of his two kids initials plus numbers, which did the opposite of hiding them. I'm trying to find the book...

In my family, Thanksgiving was a holiday created solely around feeding friends, family, and community. That's all it should be.

Had butternut squash and garlic soup last night 💪👊

I'm irritated to my core by everything that's happened in the last 24 hrs.

So the fuck do I.

We're using early 2000s forum rules for this, Bourdain. You wouldn't understand because you have never been a mod.

Anthony Bourdain: I'm alive for 24 hrs. What'd I miss?

Me: People, who are probably fans of yours, are saying Johnny Cash lyrics count as legitimate death threats.

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

Fuck. This is amazing.

Judge: you're suing because you wrote an article about Johnny Cash. And when someone said his most famous, globally recognized lyrics back to you, you thought you were going to be killed?

Author: yes

Judge: damn that article WAS bad

Maybe don't write about a musician like Cash if you can't even stomach his lyrics being said back to you.

Oh and the ban is being defended by Bsky simps because they think Sarah is annoying and not technical enough for their tastes. So I guess this is all a popularity contest I never wanted to be a part of. That and the author of the Cash article didn't know they were lyrics and got scared.

My parents bought me a Simpsons shirt when I was young for Flag Salute day because shitty parents wanted the show banned. This is making me want to buy a Johnny Cash shirt to wear around and see who hits the deck because "his middle finger looked like it was coming right at me" panic.

Johnny Cash would hate all of them.

If we have to replace Tylenol and Ibuprofen then obviously it should be with Cholula drenched fried eggs.

Has he posted about it today?

I love this.

This is so disgusting

*karaokes Jerk-off by Tool and gets imprisoned for murder*

*flag waving in the distance*

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Excceeellllennntt. That money is staying in Canada.

Furry fart missile incoming

I love it when my dog farts so loudly she scares herself and needs to be held.

Jesse Singal remains adored and protected by the team.