In a way, drowning is just returning to previous norms of being a fetus.
24.02.2026 01:33 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@schmada.bsky.social
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In a way, drowning is just returning to previous norms of being a fetus.
24.02.2026 01:33 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no, sorry weβre busy that day.
24.02.2026 00:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 030 days til opening day!
23.02.2026 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In his 2003 SOTU, George W. Bush said, "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." The administration later conceded that evidence in support of the claim was βinconclusiveβ.
23.02.2026 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not all Republicans are Nazis, but all Nazis are Republicans (in our two party system)
23.02.2026 17:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would there be guest badgers?
22.02.2026 21:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cilantro, yes or no?
22.02.2026 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I heard a quote yesterday that made me think of Ukraine and your spirit: βWeβll fight until hell freezes over, and then weβll fight on the iceβ.
22.02.2026 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But, could I interest you in some shitcoin?
22.02.2026 21:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0$130 billion is 400% less than $175 billion too.
20.02.2026 21:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He looks the part, and I guess thatβs important to his boss, but he always sounds like an idiot whenever he speaks.
20.02.2026 21:27 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0When I was her age I threw a breakaway layup over the backboard. I grew up to be an incredible watcher of basketball.
20.02.2026 20:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Fuhrer is in a furor.
20.02.2026 17:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow!
19.02.2026 18:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kids have had it too easy for too long. Back in my day all we had was mercury laden fish and lead paint chips to eat.
18.02.2026 20:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs really just you and Christian Bale immersing themselves so deeply in your art.
18.02.2026 20:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The word homeland is carrying a lot of weight in that statement.
18.02.2026 18:45 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But the magic 8-ball said it was unlikely!
18.02.2026 17:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs some solid inside the box thinking.
17.02.2026 23:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hopefully itβs just the start of things to come.
17.02.2026 18:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I predict it will end badly.
17.02.2026 18:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A perfect encapsulation of what parenting is like.
17.02.2026 16:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wisconsin and Utah would be an interesting pairing.
17.02.2026 08:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm relatively uninformed on the oil industry but my back of the envelope math looks like a 15% decrease in drilling rigs YoY. With much of the shale production front loaded in the first 2 years of a wells production, seems like a continued decline in Permian output with lower replacement rates.
16.02.2026 21:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Definitely need a salary cap and floor.
13.02.2026 18:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm saving my money to invest in groceries.
13.02.2026 18:49 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We need to file a permit to build a coal fired plant upwind of Mara lago and see if he supports it.
13.02.2026 16:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But, aside from thoseβ¦
12.02.2026 23:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unfortunately, the last thing I leave on this earth will be a mess of my own making. I really should start carrying around a tip for the clean up crew.
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