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12.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did yard work for the first time in God knows how long and oof ow my bones

12.02.2026 10:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow cool maybe they can afford to put their voice actors on retainer instead of using disgusting genAI

12.02.2026 08:58 — 👍 66 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Where has the romance gone?

12.02.2026 07:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

god, they didn't age a bit

12.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's all Jon Pat!

11.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and a baguette next to the dice

11.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its missing caboose

11.02.2026 04:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Surely this is where Guild Wars 3 will be announced

09.02.2026 13:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That ball really met that foot, huh?

09.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm good, thanks.

05.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can't believe GW1 got a frickin' balance patch in 2026, what is this reality

05.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How about I direct them to a reasonable airing time that isn't fuck-ass-oclock in the morning?

05.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how could nintendo do this to you, specifically?

04.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they didn't get enough flak for the sexual harassment shit, of course this was going to be swept under the rug

04.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...oh, this isn't a Hard Drive/Pallet Swap article

04.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 78 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pat sick

04.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well that sure was a trailer for Fallout season 3

04.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we don't want them reformed, we want them abolished and banished

fuck off with your genocide-funding ass

04.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't believe the main reason TOW2 and Avowed "failed to meet expectations" is that they weren't good games. I think the problem is Microsoft itself being insanely predatory and politically problematic.

Were the two games possibly undercooked? Sure, but I blame management before anyone else.

03.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they have to save that money for trips to the pedophile island

03.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big update for both raid endgame players and fashion endgame players, lots of good QoL stuff as well as new chase items

03.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am now old (35)

02.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

take care, dude

02.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, Guild Wars 3 really IS the last hope for a new MMO, isn't it?

01.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just watched The Substance for the first time and it's a great film about how you should not be like Dennis Quaid.

01.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, did they release millions of the Epstein files in hopes of it overtaking the nationwide strike the same day?

Damn, we should strike more often then.

31.01.2026 13:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a 75 million dollar bribe disguised poorly as a movie

31.01.2026 03:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like if they were 100% realistic, the episodes would be WAAAY longer

31.01.2026 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dude has a four-hundred head

30.01.2026 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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