Chris Spooner

I'm damn near 40 and I don't think I've ever had lentils. Not knowingly, anyways. And I grew up on food stamps, so yeah... also guilty 😂

It wouldn't be a #Vikings game if they didn't let it get interesting #Skol

#Vikings got their teeth kicked in on the first drive and immediately returned the favor. That's how you answer #Skol

It should have happened years ago, but the #Dolphins and GM Chris Grier have (finally) parted ways and the search for a new GM begins.

Mike McDaniel -- at least for now -- will survive the season, but does he make it to next year? We'll see

I'm in favor of it

Picture of Baltimore Ravens tight end Isaiah Likely in a game against the Arizona Cardinals

Hey Spoon, how old will you be when the #Dolphins are Super Bowl contenders again?

Me:

Ahhh, there's the #Dolphins team I'm used to. They had me worried there that they might have figured out how to be competent

The issue with Chuck isn't that he has developed hearing issues. It's that he's still in a position to make policy decisions while being 5 years older than the invention of chocolate chip cookies

"Youthanasia", Megadeth
"Korn", Korn
"Far Beyond Driven", Pantera

Katie...

I always get drawn back to Al Gore telling voters that he’d only raise taxes on the top 1% and then after the election a poll showed that something like 20% of voters thought they were in the top 1% and another 20% thought they would be in the next five years. Just a total tragic disconnect.

Listen, I know the (likely) answer but I have to ask the question: Are there monkeys that are infected with Hep C, monkeys that are infected with herpes, and monkeys that are infected with COVID, or are the monkeys all simultaneously infected with all three?

Because you can read it either way!

My question is this: I get that the #Vikings wanted to shelve McCarthy as long as possible to let him get healthy...How was throwing Wentz out there in that condition a better option than rolling with Brosmer and seeing what you have there? #Skol

Well this is a nice change of pace...The backup is in because of the team having a big lead, not because of Tua shitting the bed #Dolphins #FinsUp #GoFins

Reported!

I would assume Dallas Turner's gonna get a pretty hefty fine for that hit. Can't be launching yourself into the head of a QB #Vikings #Skol

Julio Rodriguez and Cal Raleigh with the third and fourth home runs in a winner-take-all game in Mariners postseason history, joining:

Joey Cora and Ken Griffey Jr. in 1995 ALDS G5

DUMPER!

If I was the #Giants, I would simply not allow 33 points in the fourth quarter

no one needs to fall into the trap of thinking the WS winner is gonna impact the CBA negotiations. It wasn't true about the NLCS and it won't be true about the WS, it's just a wedge issue to distract people from the fact that owners will use _any_ result as a means to argue they should make more $$

Jeff...

Miami has three choices, all bad:

1.) Continue to play Tua, who is Not Good™️
2.) Cut him and eat $100 million in dead cap
3.) Bench him and pay a backup $50+ million

"How do you feel about your team's execution?"
"I'm in favor of it"

if brosmer has a peterman game i'm not mad but if carson does i am, so by that metric,

Three of the last four plays for Carson Wentz have been disaster. Two picks and a backwards pass for a big loss. Incredible sequence of events, and not a positive use of "incredible" #Skol #MINvsPHI

Might be about time we see what Brosmer can do, cause Wentz is killing them right now #Skol #MINvsPHI

Well this game has turned into somewhat of a nightmare for the #Vikings. They aren't quite out of it, but this is about as bad a first quarter-plus as it gets #Skol #MINvsPHI

Not entirely sure what Blake Brandel was doing on that play, but Reichard nails the 59-yarder anyway #Skol #MINvsPHI