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It was the most glorious blackest UNIT of a cat.

Fun fact though, I once named a cat (not mine) Melancia because of its size.

Tongue in cheek, obv

But if people told you they not only toasted bread, but made it from scratch; and you poured water and flour in there... You might not do it a second time. 😜

Linear?

Love this one

OK, intensive language course. It's been a *while*.

White box that looks like a face next to a blue rubbish bin.

I spotted a greater blue rubbish bin with its super rare white larval offspring today! #facesinplaces

In my head cannon, all of those guys are Krampi (sic)

Ah, I see you've spent time in Greece.

Have you seen Rare Exports? It's not explicitly a Krampus film...

Good to be home. 🌞

Dead eyes see no future. To unsubtly jam together my love of an Arch Enemy album and my distaste of AI slop.

Tumblr post screen capture by nocryptographer about how to tell AI slop from a story that was created by a human being.

If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.

In sentences i never expected to write i present

> So Spotify hasn't been paying artists so it can sink all of its profits into reanimation research, got it

The Madras at this lounge in Leeds is hotter than any curry I ever ordered from a restaurant in over 12 years in Berlin.

You're in some good company there, and well deserved.

Eight bandcamp purchases including Cytotoxin, Transgressive and The Old Dead Tree

I'm feeling pretty good about this! HO HO HO

Unlike other English counties with bears on their coats of arms, the silvered Ghost Bear of Hookland is unmuzzled, uncollared and unchained. For the Ghost Bear of armorial bearings is the legendary creature that terrorised the Normans in both its physical and spectral forms.

Congrats!

You've got this.

mythical scaly sea monster

Orobonis Piscis effigies.
Ulisse Aldrovandi, History of Monsters, (Monstrorum Historia) 1642 (woodcut)
#teratology

If you haven't bought a calendar yet, now's the time to do it. This weekend I'm giving away a free greetings card of choice with every order :)

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It is! And an excellent use of xkcd too! 🌞

On a brighter note, just watched The Wire, season 1 episode 1!

Been a tough week work wise, hoping for better next week, and just hanging on till the year end.

Testing GHA is still some kinda nightmare, right? `act` has somehow never really worked for me.

OK #metal folks, I'm going to North West Terror Fest in May, and I'd like to meet more folks than I did at MDF last May.

Call me Polligula, emperor of nothing at all!

In things that I said today, but may regret later

> I'm not a polyglot I'm a polyglutton.