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@sqlzane.bsky.social

Data, SQL, Microsoft, Azure. I make computers run fast for money so I can travel, drink, and camp.

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There is no in between. It's either a fuck swing or lucky and wild. :)

05.08.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I went a different route.

04.08.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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SQL Saturday Houston 2025 (#1120)

please help spread the word for SQL Saturday Houston.
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03.08.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Puppy sitting.

03.08.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fox News is making campaign ads for me now.

01.08.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6709    πŸ” 929    πŸ’¬ 490    πŸ“Œ 148

That's a good looking pastry right there.

02.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing I'm finding very funny is how much the business crowd is absolutely shocked that the Trump economy is bad and jobs are down.... Ya'll did just lay off shitloads of people.

None of these people noticed that they themselves were laying off in every vertical of every industry?

01.08.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya know. I'm glad that the media has finally caught on to the FACT that Don Trump is a disgusting rapist pig and a pedophile but like.... How did possibly take this long?

The only explanation I have is rich and powerful people don't want tariffs and finally gave the green light.

01.08.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When a reporter is talking to Trump about Epstein Poaching girls from his spa, can we please get a fucking follow up about why he has 15 year old girls working in his spa in the first place?

Like even if those poor women weren't sent to sex slave island 15 year olds shouldn't be massaging old men.

31.07.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spoiler the robots were also not American

29.07.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a fact they are talking to the wrong people. Their plan to continuously court Republicans is beyond insane. It's a fundamental misunderstanding of the situation. They need to motivate their supporters. The Republicans are long gone.

28.07.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This line of thinking is a dead waste of thought. This nation both founded the Confederacy and kicked its ass. The battle against authoritarianism is never ending. There's always some piece of shit who wishes to be king.

28.07.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sick of the juvenile method of thinking. The whole we are is a never ending battle amongst all nations constantly. No one nation is immune to authoritarianism or fascism. It is and has always been a fucking constant battle. Relying on some inherited goodness is how they us to loose our guard.

28.07.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Newsmax has begun referring to Ghislaine Maxwell as β€œa victim.” You heard that right.

Newsmax calling Ghislaine Maxwell a victim... There is no bottom. There is no floor. There is no depths that Republicans won't sink to to defend this disgusting piece of shit. These people are not salvageable.
www.reddit.com/r/somethingi...

25.07.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They spent the entirety of his last term relentlessly mocking him as well....

24.07.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you’re so busy crowing about your political motivations that you forget to pretend you did it for the Jews.

24.07.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4658    πŸ” 1108    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 35
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a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star ALT: a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
24.07.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God damn! Where's the title of my memoirs dino gif @andy.teamgay.org

24.07.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey folks! Know anyone looking for a product manager with deep experience working on C#, JavaScript, mobile, web and AI developer tools? I'm on the market and looking for new opportunities! You can read up on my history here: linkedin.com/in/jordanmat...

Feel free to DM me as well.

23.07.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s Epstein Fiasco Takes Darker Turn as Dem Senator Drops New Bomb Ron Wyden has some ideas for Pam Bondi to pursueβ€”if, that is, she’s genuinely interested in getting to the bottom of the Epstein scandal.

NEWS --> Sen Ron Wyden writes to Pam Bondi, urging DOJ to probe $1.5 billion in Epstein financial transactions that banks flagged for Treasury Dept. He lays out roadmap for DOJ to examine money flow related to sex trafficking. Challenges Bondi in new way.

Read here:
newrepublic.com/article/1982...

23.07.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3710    πŸ” 1308    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 112

Baby turkey season is on

22.07.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great timing on that farewell show.

22.07.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The man for the job!

22.07.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When's the car in front gonna render in?

20.07.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Miss my boy.

20.07.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

Birdman

20.07.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump admin pulling off heinous unconstitutional bullshit daily. Meanwhile dem leadership attacking Zoran and retired Dems like Pelosi attempting to save the GOP from its own damage on Epstein. Fuck me these people have to go.

17.07.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck me Nancy you're so fucking rich just go the fuck away. You don't ever need to be on TV ever again. Quite possibly one of the shittiest politicians we've ever had.

17.07.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They only say that for dog shit candidates

15.07.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact we have 2 "Democrats" still running against Zoran in an attempt to split the ticket is a perfect encapsulation of how money in politics completely dominates.

15.07.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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