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𝙈𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙩𝙤𝙣, 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙪𝙩. 𝘼 𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚. 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙄'𝙢 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥, 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥, 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙨. 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙢𝙚. #farscape

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“🎵 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯-𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘱 𝘪𝘴
𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦
𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯-𝘴𝘪𝘹𝘵𝘺, 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦! 🎵”

17.01.2026 02:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Out of all the lies I’ve told in life, “Just kidding” is my favorite.

lol just kidding. 😆

11.01.2026 04:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dad once said, "Life isn't a color-within-the-lines exercise. It's a wild and outrageous invitation full of uncertain outcomes."
He said the messy moments are where real growth happens.

I’ve been growing like crazy.

10.01.2026 07:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All bars are space-bars when you’re living in space.

07.01.2026 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only. #Farscape

03.01.2026 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Art by @ratscape.bsky.social
#Farscape

03.01.2026 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I beg to differ

03.01.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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For some reason, the DRDs always scatter when D’argo comes around. Probably a pheromone thing.
#Farscape

03.01.2026 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#farscape #sonicyouth #mildredpierce

03.01.2026 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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𝘐’𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴.
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐’𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘖𝘶𝘵. 𝘖𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴.

02.01.2026 23:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎵 It's a busy life in Camazotz
I have to push the pramalot

02.01.2026 23:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hubble Glimpses Galactic Gas Making a Getaway www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
A sideways spiral galaxy shines in this NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image. Located about 60 million light-years away in the constellation Virgo (the Maiden), NGC 4388 is a resident of the Virgo galaxy cluster

02.01.2026 22:48 — 👍 812    🔁 120    💬 6    📌 4

“…Mostly-good? That’s a lot better than most of the folks I seem to run into.”

He shrugged.

“Works for me, your majesty.
By the way, who or what is The X-Men?”

02.01.2026 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A little voice keeps telling me I’m not the plucky, irreverent hero I think I am.
But an even louder voice is yelling, “Frell it! You do you!”

02.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He looked her up and down, then gave a slight, noncommittal shrug.

“Some kinda demon-queen? OK.”

He flashed a quick grin.

“Funny thing is, that’s not the most improbable thing I’ve heard in the last few months. But here’s the thousand-dollar question: Do you use your powers for good, or evil?”

02.01.2026 14:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Pleased to meet you.”
His face softened with a smile.
“Something tells me the position isn’t something like ‘VP of Human Resources.’ What is it?”

01.01.2026 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ha-ha. Hilarious. 😒

01.01.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“It’s not a look that Just Anyone could pull off, but it suits you.”
He smiles and extends a hand
“The name’s John.”

01.01.2026 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Happy New Year. I dig the tiara.”

01.01.2026 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.

01.01.2026 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺? 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘵𝘦?
#farscape

30.12.2025 02:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙡.

30.12.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dear Diary:
I just found out that I’m colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

29.12.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’ll sell nothing but pies and cakes.

We’ll call it “Bake it So”

27.12.2025 08:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We’re like the Scooby Gang, but in real life. Thing is, I can’t figure out which one is me; Fred, Shaggy, or Scooby? 🤔
#Farscape

27.12.2025 07:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t tell anyone, but I have been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. The scientific term is “Feefiphobia.”

18.12.2025 23:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Doing fine. Why do you ask?

16.12.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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