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95 Followers  |  75 Following  |  68 Posts  |  Joined: 12.07.2024  |  2.3368

Latest posts by absolutelyyash.bsky.social on Bluesky

..where did you get them?

02.03.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

RIGHT HERE YOUR MAJESTY

05.02.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hehehehe >:)

27.01.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if the bog was just a really big escape room and you had magical eyes all over to watch the intruders struggle?

25.01.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

judge him back!!!

25.01.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But then how will Leshy and the big monster get enrichment? They need *something* to keep them occupied, they're both very intelligent creatures

25.01.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww hell yeah!!!

16.01.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you :D

08.01.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where are the clerics when you need one...

08.01.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a play on Odysseus calling himself "nobody" while he's fighting a cyclops.. hence "nobody" likes the joke

07.01.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well since I'm already here.. mind if I have a cookie?

05.01.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LETS GOOOOO putting this in all my playlists

04.01.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody likes my favorite Odysseus joke.

18.11.2024 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

read the first word as "diabetes" and was imagining someone's blood yelling insults... that's enough Internet for today

18.11.2024 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

huzzah!!

18.11.2024 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

prithee might I be added to the list?

18.11.2024 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

omg a whole five follower

28.10.2024 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH JORGE VELASQUEZ

28.10.2024 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like it's useful either way!

25.10.2024 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

second breakfast is automatically better than first breakfast, merely because it is more breakfast

25.10.2024 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH!!! I'll borrow benet's fish to help eat the worms

25.10.2024 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EXACTLY

25.10.2024 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god this is beautiful

25.10.2024 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD JORGE'S HERE

25.10.2024 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting on a couch and says it 's business time ALT: a man is sitting on a couch and says it 's business time
21.10.2024 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking on a sidewalk ALT: a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking on a sidewalk

EYYYY

21.10.2024 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

alas :( I am not here

21.10.2024 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All of my business is funny and I am CONDUCTING IT WITH EFFICIENCY

21.10.2024 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH IM GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONES AWARE OF ME THIS WEEK

21.10.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt is holding a rope with a netflix logo behind him ALT: a man in a black shirt is holding a rope with a netflix logo behind him

CATCH

21.10.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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