Pergo Gatorziam

If you believe a minor should carry their rapist's baby to term, then you don't get to argue that a minor can't transition due to long term changes to their life and body, becuase clearly that was never a concern to you.
#trans #gay #lgbt

The people cheering that the disabled and elderly will starve are the same who decried the murder of a single rich man who sought harm against as many as he could.

New #casio #watch mods
Polarity flip and red filter

The package says this blender is self cleaning, but it's been five days and it's just smelling worse and worse. Another lie from corporate America.

They tell you flavored greek yogurt isn't that healthy because of all the sugar, but they don't tell you that unflavored tastes like cheese paste.

One thing I don't understand about Gen Z grammar failings is they'll say "Full proof" which suggests having learned the phrase verbally, then pronounce "women" the same as "woman" which suggests learning by reading only.

My latest neurodivergent hyperfocus was learning there's a whole #casio #watch modding community and immediately ordering one to mod.
Negative polarity + hydro mod for enhanced visibility.
Next will be AE1200 with color polarity hydro mod.

Instagram bands will milk a single guitar riff of their only good song for like 30 posts, and the lyrics come on, and it's just:

"Darkness, I am alone,
Pick up the phone,
I have no one,
Feel so lonesome!

Why did you leave me?
I must be dreaming,
Oh no, it's a nightmare!
Is anyone out there?"

If you're using the manufacturer's pictures on your second hand for sale listing instead of pictures you took, I know that shit is gonna look like keith richards in 2030.

Imagine how disappointed people are when their country roads just take them to Kentucky.

You can't even ask the locals for directions because they can't read.

I have a confession.

One time I went to the doctor for strep throat, and the doctor had a really shiny bald head, and my inner monologue was screaming at me to bite it.

It's always "this causes autism" "that causes autism" well maybe you aut' to get a hobby.

I hear model trains are cool.

Hand sanitizer? Really?

I thought you were a VEGAN, yet here you are participating in microbial genocide!

If you need to be inebriated to enjoy spending time with your friends, maybe it's an issue with you or the friends?

Alcohol culture is so weird.

"I like to drink bad tasting poison water that makes me act dumb because I can't handle my emotions in a social environment without chemical inhibitions, but refuse to address this in a more productive way!"

Turns out the same mods are mods on most of the fitness subreddits. Gross.

Any inquiring about product purchase, like "Should I get A or B?" people suggest C which is 10x as much.

Listen, Freddy, not everyone is a trust fund baby.

I miss the hobby culture I grew up with where people prized value per dollar. It seems every hobby group now is hyper consumerist with the "more is more" mentality where only the more expensive version of a product is valued.

"Even George Carlin?" Yes.

NIH report suggests being #gay is directly related to how young you are when first hear an #ABBA song. Which song you hear may impact whether or not you are #trans. 95% of MtF trans folks claim they heard Dancing Queen before the age of 10 while 73% of FtM report hearing Waterloo.

Putting moth balls in all the camo hunting clothes at the sporting goods store
#justgirlythings

Or my favorite, wanting to pass is harmful to cis women because it promotes unhealthy beauty standards.

GIRL WE'RE JUST SUFFERING FROM DYSPHORIA MIXED WITH THOSE SAME STANDARDS.

You think we should just "accept ourselves" maybe focus on yourself.

Then you ask them if aboptive mothers don't count and they're like "IT'S DIFFERENT SOMEHOW"

What's crazy about being #trans is you can have people you trust for years and think are chill, but have just been 'playing along' until you trespass one stupid moral hill. Then suddenly they're like "What do you mean you celebrate MOTHERS DAY? That's not FOR YOU. That's for REAL WOMEN!"

Tfw your friends all say you need to watch Sleepaway Camp together and keep staring at you to see how you'll react

Three Days Grace doesn't get nearly enough hate tbh

You can hold two ideas at once.

Yes, fat pets are cute.

Yes, it's also animal abuse, and you shouldn't make your pet fat.

People keep asking, "Why do so many people do drugs?" when they should be asking,"Why aren't more people doing drugs? Can we get more people to do drugs?"

#chickens #chicken