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Jake White ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

@squirrelboy.bsky.social

๐Ÿ’ป Research software engineer ๐ŸŽฎ Co-owner of @rngparty.bsky.social ๐ŸŒธ Developer of Bloom ๐Ÿฃ Vegan โ˜„๏ธ Amateur astrophotographer https://linktr.ee/squirrelboy he/him @squirrelboydev on the hellsite

342 Followers  |  289 Following  |  321 Posts  |  Joined: 05.07.2023  |  2.0816

Latest posts by squirrelboy.bsky.social on Bluesky

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played DMM for a couple days to get the weapon scroll, not a fan honestly but I did it

04.02.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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first deep delve kc, shit was kinda hard

29.01.2026 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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lots of slayer drops recently

24.01.2026 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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insanely spooned, bis melee neck slot

22.01.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this ends the clan event i've been playing in, +20 mil payout to my alt

22.01.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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okay this is getting ridiculous just put the fang in the chest jagex

18.01.2026 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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got my bandos hilt months ago, today i finally completed the sword

18.01.2026 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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336kc for the first piece, it exists

17.01.2026 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

13.01.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5163    ๐Ÿ” 1748    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

thanks so much for playing!! โค๏ธ

11.01.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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first cox purple. 1 scroll remains

08.01.2026 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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big day

06.01.2026 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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trying to piece together a bgs

04.01.2026 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

03.01.2026 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13511    ๐Ÿ” 4090    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

i love waking up to the first new illegal war of the year

03.01.2026 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg enjoy!!

02.01.2026 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a play date with the game Bloom

a play date with the game Bloom

@squirrelboy.bsky.social look what I finally get to play!!!!!!!!

01.01.2026 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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theyโ€™re going to want to kill him for this but heโ€™s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end

02.01.2026 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7074    ๐Ÿ” 1040    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

please please please let this be the year it happens

01.01.2026 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the crime vs the perpetrator (it was a mason jar)

27.12.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election

24.12.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2047    ๐Ÿ” 545    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 553    ๐Ÿ“Œ 629
Age: dec
DOB:
Additional Info: I am just wanting to reconnect with the original
detective that called me and I offered information about this.
How is Contact Known: He was orchestrating a deal, along with my uncle
where different men, and a few women and girls,
would come to a variety of boats and yachts and pay money to force me to
do with them when I was 13 and pregnant.
Type: Other
Address:
City:
Zip:
Witness Information
First Name: Donald
Middle Name:
Last Name: Trump
Age: 70
DOB:
Additional Info: Again, just trying to find out the NYPD detective on the
FBI sex trafficking task force that called me a couple of weeks ago and
spoke to me about some of these issues.
How is Contact Known: He participated regularly in paying money to force
me to with him and he was present when my uncle murdered
my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan.
Type: Business
Address:
City: Washington DC
State: District of Columbia
Zip: 20500
Country: United States

Age: dec DOB: Additional Info: I am just wanting to reconnect with the original detective that called me and I offered information about this. How is Contact Known: He was orchestrating a deal, along with my uncle where different men, and a few women and girls, would come to a variety of boats and yachts and pay money to force me to do with them when I was 13 and pregnant. Type: Other Address: City: Zip: Witness Information First Name: Donald Middle Name: Last Name: Trump Age: 70 DOB: Additional Info: Again, just trying to find out the NYPD detective on the FBI sex trafficking task force that called me a couple of weeks ago and spoke to me about some of these issues. How is Contact Known: He participated regularly in paying money to force me to with him and he was present when my uncle murdered my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan. Type: Business Address: City: Washington DC State: District of Columbia Zip: 20500 Country: United States

uh

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

23.12.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4864    ๐Ÿ” 1608    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 243    ๐Ÿ“Œ 381
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waow

22.12.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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not what i'm looking for but sure why not

21.12.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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over 2x dry for this and still no serp helm :[

19.12.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bought a framework 13

16.12.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ez

14.12.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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cleared super hard NG+ in kirby air riders. 10/10 game

13.12.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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babies

13.12.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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actual besties

06.12.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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