Official Account of the Real Kristen

It should help amplify the signal scrambling capabilities on your tin foil hat...

If this don't fucking sum it up I don't know what does...!

we simply were not meant to process this much news every day. In 2004 we saw Janet Jackson’s nipple pasty on live TV for like four seconds and it was headline news for months.

💅👠🛍️

Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.

It’s the United States that needs regime change.

Spot on. Hello World...we need you right now. 🆘 SEND HELP 🆘

Kat promises to make government boring again.

Absolutely fucking right on brother

WHERE MY GIRLS AT???

Even though it's based on the fucked up Gregorian calendar, I find magic in the reset vibes that New Year's Eve gives off. The upcoming year is stuffed with promise and it's both awesome and horrible all at the same time...a whole Schrödinger's cat situation.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Unfriend, unfollow, and tell them what a piece of shit they are.

in 2026 im gonna log out of my email and put on some chain mail

NOPE NOPE NOPE

#holdtheline

This is the way 🙏

ahh another beautiful day in the glorious age of technology, sure hope my doorbell doesn’t stop working because an online bookstore took over and then broke the entire internet

That's great and all but I didn't hear a concrete call to action? What date did he propose? How will we strike? What are our demands??

Now that we're all done with the feel-goods, I am BEGGING you to realize that the work isn't done yet!! Protests aren't enough, voting isn't enough...these are steam valves the ruling class offers us to blow off steam.

Power concedes nothing without demand, and No Kings made no demands.

Every Republican on the Sunday shows should be forced to watch the Air Feces One video and then be asked, “Is the President sane?”

Yeah okay, fair! I'm just hella suspicious of everything at this point 😂

Y'all this is FUCKED UP!!! This is our president?????

Only if we keep the pressure on. ✊

This is hilarious but...this has GOT to be AI, right??

Here's some frog content to boost your post! This was in Floyd today. This person was also handing out "give me RIBBERTY or give me DEATH" stickers! 😂

Fuck those fucking posers

Conservatives once again proving that the woman is the least of their worries.

#1 fetus
#2 hospital profits
#3 actual human person

Stay weird Portland 🤪🌈

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.