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they/he middle class punk linguist and accidental engineer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ–•

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The Danish/Norwegian expression was originally about wolves (ulver) in the bog, but the pronunciation got twisted along the way. Owls are funnier anyway!

04.08.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Pride betyr bare at alle kan elske hvem man vil" er รฅ se bort fra opprinnelsen og historien til Pride i et misforstรฅtt forsรธk pรฅ รฅ gjรธre det stuerent nok for folk som helst ikke vil forholde seg til skeive. Ikke et kurant standpunkt i min bok, og farlig nรฆr "one of the good ones"-argumentasjon.

25.06.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mener du at det finnes folk som ikke roper "ku!" eller "hest!" eller "sau!" nรฅr de kjรธrer forbi et jorde med husdyr?!

24.10.2024 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bi enby says yes.

21.10.2024 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hm. Som god bergenser bruker jeg selvfรธlgelig "der" muntlig, men sjelden skriftlig. Det mรฅ jeg gjรธre noe med.

01.07.2024 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Norway we say "Den som vil vรฆre med pรฅ leken mรฅ tรฅle steken" - if you want to play the game you have to take the heat

30.05.2024 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kushiel's Dart, og resten av serien. Mulig den er for horny til biltur?

12.05.2024 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wishing everyone who celebrates joy on this day of transformation, rebirth, renewal, and hope for a brighter future ๐Ÿฆ‹๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿฆ‹

31.03.2024 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1314    ๐Ÿ” 196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
โ€“ Kommer Ruter til รฅ rydde opp internt, og mรฅ noen rett og slett gรฅ?

โ€“ Det ligger en premiss i spรธrsmรฅlet om at noen i Ruter har gjort noe feil eller galt. Det ser vi ikke som en aktuell problemstilling. Og vi ser det heller ikke som en aktuell problemstilling at noen mรฅ gรฅ, sier direktรธr for kommunikasjon og samfunnskontakt i Ruter, Elisabeth Skarsbรธ Moen.

โ€“ Kommer Ruter til รฅ rydde opp internt, og mรฅ noen rett og slett gรฅ? โ€“ Det ligger en premiss i spรธrsmรฅlet om at noen i Ruter har gjort noe feil eller galt. Det ser vi ikke som en aktuell problemstilling. Og vi ser det heller ikke som en aktuell problemstilling at noen mรฅ gรฅ, sier direktรธr for kommunikasjon og samfunnskontakt i Ruter, Elisabeth Skarsbรธ Moen.

Det forklarer sรฅ mye at Ruter ikke ser det som en problemstilling at noen mรฅ gรฅ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ

27.01.2024 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very good (though a group of crows is actually only called a murder if there is probable caws)

27.01.2024 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drukningsulykker forรฅrsaket av รฅ bade rett etter maten.

15.01.2024 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm doing like the yolk in the egg (Norwegian: Jeg har det som plommen i egget)

18.12.2023 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

transkvinner er kvinner
transmenn er menn
ikkebinรฆre er RETT BAK DEG

13.12.2023 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 122    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
When you don't know anything about
linguistics: The plural of "memorandum" is "memoranda", why can't people get it right

When you know a little about
linguistics: The plural of "memorandum" should just be "memorandums" because that's how people naturally say it, "memoranda" is just prescriptivism

When you know a lot about linguistics: Oh my god? So certain English words borrowed from Latin and Greek have competing plural forms, with one form using the English plural -s and the other using a borrowed Latin or Greek form? Do you realize how crazy that is a language borrowing *inflectional morphology* from another language? And here the two competing plural forms have become markers of education, expertise, and social class, isn't that incredible?

When you have a degree in linguistics and dgaf anymore:

memorandibles

When you don't know anything about linguistics: The plural of "memorandum" is "memoranda", why can't people get it right When you know a little about linguistics: The plural of "memorandum" should just be "memorandums" because that's how people naturally say it, "memoranda" is just prescriptivism When you know a lot about linguistics: Oh my god? So certain English words borrowed from Latin and Greek have competing plural forms, with one form using the English plural -s and the other using a borrowed Latin or Greek form? Do you realize how crazy that is a language borrowing *inflectional morphology* from another language? And here the two competing plural forms have become markers of education, expertise, and social class, isn't that incredible? When you have a degree in linguistics and dgaf anymore: memorandibles

This is exactly what itโ€™s like in my brain all the time, all four levels, simultaneously

13.11.2023 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 558    ๐Ÿ” 170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Frankfurt er Europas LAX. Arkitektene mรฅ ha vรฆrt pรฅ syre eller i alle fall aldri sett en flyplass fรธr.

12.11.2023 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ungarsk museumsdirektรธr fรฅr sparken for manglende hรฅndheving av anti-LHBT-lov Direktรธren for Ungarns nasjonalmuseum mister jobben etter at han ikke hรฅndhevet en lov mot visning av LHBT-innhold under World Press Photo-utstillingen. Den prestisjetunge utstillingen viser blant a...

Museumsdirektรธr fรฅr sparken for รฅ stille ut noe makthaverne ikke liker.

Men jeg tror ikke norske antiwoke-aktivister kommer til รฅ klage denne gangen heller.

www.nrk.no/nyheter/unga...

06.11.2023 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why are fewer women using AI than men? The use of artificial intelligence appears to have a significant gender imbalance.

Bit of an odd story this one - the main analysis says women don't use AI because they lack STEM skills, confidence and value in the workplace. Yet the anecdotes suggest that women excel at communication, whether writing or interpersonal, and can spot ChatGPT's flaws
www.bbc.co.uk/news/busines...

02.11.2023 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1614    ๐Ÿ” 353    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 192

Why invest in AI when it's so easy to find people who will be confidently wrong for free...

02.11.2023 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 469    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Jeg leser dette som at ikke-binรฆre mรฅ holde varmen med ting som verken er kvinneklรฆr eller herreklรฆr. Dinosaurkostyme it is!

28.10.2023 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dated a cricket umpire once, but she had real boundary issues.

15.10.2023 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Scholastic Under Fire for Allowing Schools to Opt Out of โ€˜Diverse Booksโ€™ for Book Fairs Scholastic has been accused of bending to right-wing pressure, making having diverse books optional for school book fairs.

Scholastic asks, "Do you want to opt out of 'diverse' books at your school's next book fair?" Your participation in white supremacy has never been easier, just uncheck the 'diverse' books boxโ€“ poof, no problems. ๐Ÿ™„

09.10.2023 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2386    ๐Ÿ” 1206    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93    ๐Ÿ“Œ 297

Transphobes who get mad about pronouns are weak. I speak Vietnamese. The pronoun I use for myself and the person Iโ€™m talking to or about depends on how old I am, how old they are, whether theyโ€™re a relative, whether theyโ€™re related to my mom or my dad, gender, and more. There are over 20 of them.

07.10.2023 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6460    ๐Ÿ” 1750    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

Og jeg tjener over en mill, kan jeg fรฅ betale noen tusenlapper mer og spandere pรฅ samfunnet noen ekstra psykologer med offentlig avtale?

06.10.2023 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Florida school district orders librarians to purge all books with LGBTQ characters Librarians in public schools in Charlotte County, Florida, were instructed by the school district superintendent to remove all books with LGBTQ characters or themes from school and classroom libraries...

Iโ€™d say this banned-books story horrifies me because Iโ€™m queer, but honestly I donโ€™t think Iโ€™d be less horrified if I were straight. Itโ€™s the kind of insanity that should worry anyone who cares about a) living in a free society or b) other people. popular.info/p/florida-sc...

27.09.2023 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1682    ๐Ÿ” 638    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 113    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

See this is where the bi&enby combo comes in handy like a Swiss multitool

03.10.2023 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fail to see the downside here

03.10.2023 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today in the saga of cis people are awkward: Was asked by the new HR lady "Um so what do I call you? Girl? Boy? They?"

03.10.2023 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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