ambigious and inevitably unfaithful

Longleat safari park. Alnwick poison garden. Multiple other examples. The aristocracy are sad and overworked doing things like gaining money from english workers, and are happier making very specific gardens and museums. Free them from their bonds.

Looks like the cat distribution scheme has worked.

Doing an “interview” with an AI of a dead school shooting victim.

Apropos of nothing, was Alex Kingston pals with Rachel Riley on that other place? Or am I mis-remembering stuff and confusing her with someone else

Timpsons

Wow, get fucked.

Including a “dismal pub” where there wasn’t even a pub quiz.

Clearly of the school if you’re going to lie, go big or go home.

I have zero skin in this but this is like McScribe but for normies

There’s some of the best sounding museums in the quote tweets here.

I followed Sophie on that other site and I loved the way she wrote and how she approached women’s football. Now no longer writing is going to leave à hole in the fabric of the coverage of the game.

Amazing video—though it took me a while to find its actual source. It's republished from a video on Instagram that this person linked to—but the Instagram account stole it from the actual creator on TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@jonas_sjv/v... And naturally, the original creator's account/name got erased.

A headline and photo from The Torygraph. The photo shows a street in a (stereo) typical English village with warm sandstone houses and trees. In the foreground a stone bridge crosses a tinkling steam. It practically screams Midsomer Murders. The headline reads "Harassing J D Vance on holiday in the Cotswolds is distinctly un-British"

I would argue that there's nothing MORE British than sticking two fingers up at a nazi and telling him to fuck off to somewhere nazis are welcome, or failing that, directly into the sea with stones in his pockets

I hope that Joey Barton reads this and has an apoplectic fit:

Apparently Chloe Kelly's penalty kick, clocked at 110km/h, outdid everything produced in the Champions League last season (top effort 109km/h by Alexander Isak).

I dunno but a lot of them look like whatshisface from the FBU who wang on about how class solidarity is more important than anything else

These pieces of shit manage to bring Hezbollah into a disagreement about ecology in Hertfordshire because they are knee-jerk islamophobes and racists

An English phrase for describing two things (or people) that are completely different is “like chalk and cheese.” A similar phrase in Czech is jako nebe a dudy. It means “like heaven and bagpipes.”

Do you have a vpn? That appears to be currently working

Hate to say it but he’s part of the white mum club.

say what you like about the tories, but they lacked the competancy to require me to sign up for age verification so I can use a website.

IMAGINE living in a nice spot outside Lisbon and then spending your evenings watching Brendon O’Neil and David Starkey?

Surely you would had better things to do with your time

Get a VPN but people don’t worry about whether their government name is attached to their abuse- look at Facebook and how much shit is on there.

It’s the same with people who are already using their real name as a username.

Britain’s 11 million people of colour: minding our business over breakfast checking the news

Labour party with a megaphone 🔊: here’s some RACISM! We hate you! Your mum caused incalculable damage to this country!

Sketches of Trisana Chandler, a short chubby girl with curly red hair! In one pose she is depicted as a wind spirit, and in another she is reading a book on her bed

Sketches of Daja Kisubo, a young black girl wearing her hair in short braids. She carries a dark wooden staff tipped with brass in one pose, in another she is shown hammering a piece of glowing metal

Sketches of Sandraline Fa Toren, a pale young girl wearing her blonde hair in in two large braids. In one pose, she has her arms fiercely outstretched, protecting something. In another she is crying out in bed, having just woken up and a nightmare. In the rightmost pose, she is weaving thread with a drop spindle, while the cotton fibers she is using have come alive and attached themselves to her.

Sketches of the four main characters of the Circle of Magic by Tamora Pierce! This series means a lot to me, I wanna show it more love 😤💕

I'm not sure I love the phone pocket

100 years in jail for Patrick Grant and his anti-pocket propaganda #SewingBee

those stadium lights really capture the tears

Again with a missed penalty but turned round. Hopefully we can chill for the rest of the game? #Euros25 #Lionesses

Very much not thinking of the children &c &c

That’s definitely a choice.

Well jel

One day i will spend my time travelling by train