ambigious and inevitably unfaithful

Huh - well that’s my rabbit hole for today

There's something wonderful and funny about having a fandom in law. Like, I don't go here, but my friend does, so now I know random shit about F1 teams or wrestlers or kpop groups

Then you see something about their brainworm and you bring it to them like a crow, like "I saw this and thought of you"

Is this the same splitters who are saying that Charles converted to Islam in like thé 70s and therefore had no interest in defending the faith or another lot?

There’s probably at least à pre and post watershed version. There was probably a massive amount of drinking once it got agreed with the council tax bids as well

Right? Even the first one that got to legal got sent back with a version of “i understand what you mean but you can’t say that like that”

A vampiric #yokai for #LegendaryWednesday.

This terrifying #yokai is actually a blood-drinking vampire tree.
#LegendaryWednesday

Absolutely howling. Whoever wrote this is absolutely hanging onto the last of their sanity with the most tenuous of grasps and the next sov citizen to get in touch will absolutely get in the neck.

Can I buy them a drink?

ACTUALLY, I have a theory that most books enter a cultural "uncanny valley" 20-25 years after release, where the culture has shifted just enough they're not contemporary anymore, so new readers can't directly relate, and they stay in the valley for about 50 years until they're clearly historical

He was considered horrific BY THE PEOPLE WHO STARTED THE SPANISH INQUISITION

I am at a festival for a music scene that currently only has one bassist. The festival is in a hilly forest venue and he runs the trails between stages to get to every set, carrying his stand-up bass. People give him beers and snacks as he passes.

Anyway, I have an idea for a new Olympic sport.

Maybe he was grumpy and that’s why she offed him.

the gringo: he's wearing a fairly boring suit

us brazilians with samba schools making whole ass carnaval parades (and countless samba songs throughout the history of samba) in praise of the religious figure that wears said "boring suit":

Hardly non-brazilian people will get the reference, but our man is serving Zé Pilintra, a very traditional afro-brazilian religious entity, protector of the poor people. He’s known as the Lawyer of the Poor. Awesome choice to represent our country.

50 years ago this man would have been considered Coloured under South African law and not allowed to vote.

ready?? OK!

If only there were a French expression to denote an uncanny feeling of having experienced something before

He looks very jaunty and pleased with his jersey

Surely not having to manual work is a promotion?

getting urinated on would be a less humiliating way to lose a rap battle

A round-headed mascot with a helmet and a hakama with piano keys decorating it stands on a stage.

Ieyasu-kun, the mascot of Hamamatsu City, is modelled on Tokugawa Ieyasu, a shogun who once lived there. He has piano keys on his hakama skirt (Hamamatsu is home to keyboard manufacturers Yamaha, Kawai, and Roland).

Contractor: so how'd you want the tits? Perky? Big ole cans?

Iowa state legislature: the what

Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky

Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead?

Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky

A crisp £5 note to the first journalist to ask Kemi Badenoch if she has a humiliation kink

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Don’t be daft. We need you to temper some of my wilder flights of fancy.

Same really.

This entire collection was a lesson in what not to do to crotches

that's not a very nice way to refer to London museums

An unusual view of The Oval showing painters high on Gasometer No.1 during the 1931 New Zealand Test. Originally New Zealand has been given only one Test but "their good form and sportsmanship" led to extra games being added at The Oval and Old Trafford

Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.