Caleb Sims

"daddy, what did you do in the war"

son, i archived all 6,793 videos from the Kennedy Center before they disappeared from the internet

we all did our part

dude just give away your money

Another plane incident in DC:

An American Airlines flight from Boston had to abort its landing at DCA airport this morning to avoid another plane that was taking off on the same runway, authorities said.

‘project woke 2029’ priorities:
-ban online gambling
-ban crypto usage in the united states

The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

Prospects Joe Lampe and C.J. Kayfus steal the spotlight as Cleveland Guardians dominate their second Cactus League game, hinting at a spectacular season Erie SeaWolves third baseman Carlos Mendoza, left, tags out Akron RubberDucks baserunner Joe Lampe in the fifth inning at UPMC Park in Erie on Sept. 19, 2024. The post Prospects Joe Lampe and C.J. Kayfus steal the spotlight as Cleveland Guardians…

Prospects Joe Lampe and C.J. Kayfus steal the spotlight as Cleveland Guardians dominate their second Cactus League game, hinting at a spectacular season #worldnewstimes

Hockey leads all sports in people watching one game and saying “wow this sport is good I should watch it more often”

The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame.

The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight.

It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.

i am down with most of the "he's not that rich" content (it's all stock whose value depends on him continuing to hold it and be involved with the companies, and so much of it is collateral) but i think getting stoked about three weeks of a stock move is gonna become a tail-chasing situation quickly

We’re done here. Right?

Pro tip for anyone working in cybersecurity: blame any leak that is obviously your company’s fault on DOGE being compromised instead.

Democratic senators will hold the Senate floor all night long in opposition to the nomination of Russ Vought, an organizer of Project 2025, to head the OMB.

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

Turns out that it's *really* hard to remove copilot. This might be my last run with Microsoft products. It keeps inserting extra spaces in my document that I then have to manually remove. ITS SO RIDICULOUS. *bangs keyboard*

Trump preps order to dismantle Education Dept. as DOGE probes data Closing the agency would require congressional approval, so the new administration hopes to diminish it in the meantime.

They're going to illegally dismantle the Department of Education and strip millions of students of student loans, funding for students with disabilities, etc.

They want to destroy public education.

www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...

It’s always baseball season somewhere!

This image is a screenshot of a tweet from Elon Musk (@elonmusk) stating that the "@DOGE team is rapidly shutting down these illegal payments." The tweet is a quote tweet of another tweet from General Mike Flynn (@GenFlynn), which alleges that Lutheran Family Services and affiliated organizations receive large amounts of taxpayer money and claims that religion is being used as a money laundering operation. Below Flynn's tweet, there is an image of a spreadsheet containing financial data related to these transactions. The Twitter interface shows engagement metrics, including 4K comments, 12K retweets, 55K likes, and 5.3 million views. A "Rate proposed Community Notes" button is also visible.

What Elon is doing is straight up illegal. He has no authority to go through line by line and shut off funding to organizations he dislikes. He's intentionally trying to destroy civil society.

"I got fat, so they traded me to LA where I can be rich and famous in LA" goddamn he really is an American success story

we live under the most authoritarian government in the world

Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.

stone text inlay: HERE WE ADMIT A WRONG

I went to post about the National Japanese American Memorial in D.C., which is beautiful but usually missed by tourists. It is a deeply staggering admission of guilt and a warning to future Americans. I went to link to the inscriptions and-

Well, they took the site down. www.nps.gov/places/japan...

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

YouTube video by Old TV Time Don't Be A Sucker (1947)

youtu.be/iQ0ct9bglYo

Stories like this will continue to come out across all sports.

Meanwhile, the Cavs (and many other teams) can be watched on FANDUEL Sports Network. Nothing weird about that at all.

#ClassConsciousness 101

Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio "There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."

"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"

www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...

My gut microbiome is 60% Cheeto dust, 30% everything bagel seasoning, and 10% pure spite.