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@benderlives.bsky.social

Yep, that’s not my face or my name. I’m a data scientist that works in NatSec, cybersecurity and software development for a quasi-government agency. Saying the shit I say could result in repercussions…so imma stay on the down low.

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Maybe save the term “penis sleeve” for the second or third date?

12.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Interesting take. He was also a war hero who didn’t hide behind his family like W. And was probably 3 standard deviations more intelligent.

12.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking at you @walshfreedom.bsky.social

12.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Speechless. More truth here than you may see anywhere else today.

11.02.2026 13:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have honestly never seen this much truth in one place. Well said. I have a partial solution for that last one…coming soon!!

11.02.2026 13:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shit. I thought she was talking about people in the Epstein files! I’d take a thousand immigrants versus one of those sick fucks. Unless I had some sort of immunity. You know?

10.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Abortions

10.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The GOP is racist. Stop letting them hide behind Trump. You tell me you’re a Republican I instantly classify you as a racist piece of white trash.

09.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Isn’t this the law firm that bribed Trump? And their guy was heavy in the files? Or am I thinking of some other bribe from a sex pest? Too much to keep track of.

08.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I spent all week in San Diego. Let me tell you, MAGA, it is horrible. They please don’t ever consider visiting or moving there.

08.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Always cracks me up. People actually think California is a hell hole. And that’s why 10% of the country live there by choice and another non-zero percentage wishes they did? Defies logic.

08.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who runs the tabulators?

06.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOL

06.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 114    🔁 17    💬 4    📌 0

Not even close to understanding how “the debt” works. Someone buy these idiots @stephaniekelton.bsky.social ‘s book.

03.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bad Bunny took home the Grammy for the best música urbana album for his zeitgeist-shaping album “Debí Tirar Más Fotos."

“Before I say thanks to God, I’m gonna say: ICE out,” Bad Bunny said, accepting his award to a standing ovation.

Live updates: bit.ly/4tdsxnu

02.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 591    🔁 99    💬 14    📌 8

Can’t make it much clearer.

29.01.2026 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some of us are not shopping on purpose.

28.01.2026 21:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because they are all performative frauds? Rest in Piss, Toby Keith.

28.01.2026 14:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They would for sure vote for him again. These people are not redeemable. Or…”you can’t fix stupid.” They put what they planned to do in writing and then they did it.

27.01.2026 20:53 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Justification? Trump is Putins bitch.

27.01.2026 11:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

David…dm me. I want to show you something.

26.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coming here to say this but Squirt Cobain was on top of it!

26.01.2026 20:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No

26.01.2026 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No notes. Fuck the government

25.01.2026 14:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JD Vance, Donald Trump, Stephen Miller, Pete Hegseth, Pamela Bondi, Greg Bovino, and Kristi Noem Have conspired against the US public; they should be held accountable for their crimes. Impeachment is too light of a consequence. Life imprisonment is necessary.

25.01.2026 05:43 — 👍 2304    🔁 569    💬 131    📌 41

All of those alt accounts are bullshit. We learned that last time. Instant block.

25.01.2026 05:40 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you want proof that they already did in 2020 and 2024…that’s out there too.

25.01.2026 05:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They can easily move to Mexico and Canada. There is actually precedent.

25.01.2026 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a group of men are sitting in a room and a man is smoking a cigar and says i got the rope right here ALT: a group of men are sitting in a room and a man is smoking a cigar and says i got the rope right here
23.01.2026 14:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uh…the original snuff film was enough basis.

22.01.2026 14:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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