Jon Humbert

The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

A 44-year-old prophecy has come to pass:

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

Previously he spray-painted “hair” onto his head to go on the TV.

A romantic dinner for two. One diner is a cat. They have a big spaghetti dish in front of them. A glass of red wine is to their right. It is unclear if the second diner across from them is also a cat. But what would be so strange if it were?

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️

[flirting]

*you're

Oh nooo that thing literally everyone warned me could happen has happened, how could I have ever anticipated such a turn of events

honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.

On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.

Apologies! Should have added that

Categorically insane death cult.

Voters: We want cheaper groceries and healthcare
Trumpers:

Party that decries cancel culture and supports free speech says expressing opinons they disagree with is "borderline treason." Clown show.

the halftime show is a master class in joy as resistance

The bad fresco makeover

Every time they do that cruddy de-aging, it reminds me of this

why is it normal that the president whine about random citizens being losers. how does this not just embarrass everyone. completely child-like behavior

Toy car floor mat.

Why has there never been a racing game based on this?

Disgusting. He knows this is a lie.

I unsubscribed when they endorsed Cuomo.

I wish I could double-unsubscribe now. Saw the change this morning and felt gross.

"New York is the Istanbul of America." Big Eric Adams energy there, Bug Durgam.

Mission accomplished banner when?

An humorous juxtaposition between a Garfield animated show screen capture and a disturbing real-life quote from craven soulless monsters in the government.

When the president was calling all Somali immigrants "garbage" who "come from hell" and "contribute nothing" to America and therefore needed to go "back where they came from" did you ask him to "stop the rhetoric," Tom?

rare to get such a clear glimpse into the mind of someone whose response to problems in his personal life was to blame black people

This is embarrassingly on-the-nose textbook “psychology of fascism” stuff. Bitter, impotent tools getting to feel powerful by proxy watching brutality done on their behalf.