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@simonansbro.bsky.social

Part-time jockey……Full-time Government agent……

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Latest posts by simonansbro.bsky.social on Bluesky

Well, appears that that little cameo from Adam Wharton has paid for the Venkys' Christmas party.

13.11.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.

06.11.2025 10:07 — 👍 610    🔁 141    💬 41    📌 3

Another great win, and performance to boot - particularly first half. May have come at a cost though with Toth, Sonny and Wharton looking like they'll miss Saturday's game v Rovers B.

05.11.2025 07:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Superb 👏 Alebiosu and Toth outstanding #Rovers

01.11.2025 14:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thoughts on last night's game: I'm not sure the players could do anymore, and I'm not sure a different manager/coach would get anymore out of this group. Truth is, they're just not very good. Relegation a certainty #Rovers

22.10.2025 06:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Antifa sounds well organised. Cultish. Interested to know what it look like ? Does it have a base of operations somewhere ? Washington DC ? Can members be easily identifiable ? Hats or masks maybe ? Do members take orders from a bloated Godhead ? How do they communicate ? Social media ? Weird 🤔

10.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My nominations for Nobel Peace prize:
Donald Trump (Israel-Cambodia ceasefire)
JD Vance (Sofas)
Kemi Badenough ((Stamp Duty)
Robert Jenrick (Multiculturalism)
Alan Carr (Celebrity Traitors)
Mac & Katie Kissoon (Sugar Candy Kisses-great song)
Liz Truss (Moisture)
Erm
That’s
It.

10.10.2025 08:06 — 👍 192    🔁 29    💬 51    📌 1

Mad King Donny plays toy soldiers whilst the world burns #NoKIngs

15.06.2025 08:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is like a really shit episode of The Apprentice that the world is being forced to watch.

05.06.2025 12:50 — 👍 45    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Last time this season ? 🚆 #Rovers #EFL #Playoffs

03.05.2025 05:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never dull following this team #Rovers

26.04.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need to get Batth signed up for at least another year. He's been player of the season for me. Makes everyone in that backline - Hyam in particular - a better player. A real leader.

19.04.2025 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Superb today 👏 #Rovers

18.04.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So you're telling me there's a chance ? #Playoffs #Rovers

18.04.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been some grim performances in recent weeks, but last night, even at 2 down, I didn't think they'd played that badly. Second half was very good. Excellent fightback. Trav and Ohashi standouts, but shout out to young Montgomery. Difficult situation to come into, but stood up and played well.

09.04.2025 06:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Step brothers

01.04.2025 20:04 — 👍 348    🔁 55    💬 13    📌 2

Charity FC strike again:
Plymouth ☑️
Stoke ☑️
Hull ☑️
Derby ☑️
I've not even included Oxford in that roll call of infamy. Utterly predictable #Rovers

08.03.2025 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

America has unwillingly embarked on an n=1 naturalistic study of effects of ketamine abuse + classical psychopathy in a man who "lacks the empathy gene" + possible bipolar disorder + the most obscene wealth in history + grandiose dumbassery.

In the co-president.

08.03.2025 11:46 — 👍 910    🔁 166    💬 17    📌 6

Donald Trump and intelligence in the same sentence is oxymoron………including a moron.

06.03.2025 23:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

‘Where’s your suit’ is the kind of shit you come out with when you’ve run out of ammo in a high school debate. Man’s fighting a war not shitting in a gold toilet. Trump and Vance wear their shame in front of the world. Shocking

01.03.2025 00:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Superb 👏 #Rovers

12.02.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not the worst performance I've ever soon, but 7 losses out of 11 in the league is worrying. In-fact, it's relegation form. Needs to improve quickly #Rovers

04.02.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very poor fare that. Similar to the Millwall game but lacking the quality #Rovers

29.12.2024 17:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Off to get the rattler to that there London (Millwall Away) 🚂 #Rovers

21.12.2024 05:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thought winning 4 aways on the spin would be as rare as rocking horse 💩 for Rovers. Turns out, it's not. In-fact, it was done as recently as last season under JDT (QPR, Millwall, Norwich, Stoke). Couple of home defeats squeezed in there though to ensure we didn't get too giddy #Rovers

11.12.2024 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@fontainesdc.bsky.social superb last night in Manchester. Will today's football bring me crashing down to earth ? Probably 🤔 #Rovers

30.11.2024 11:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you oppose NHS privatisation, please could you repost this and follow me? I need to know who to follow next (it’ll be you!) 🌟🌟🌟

23.11.2024 17:09 — 👍 392    🔁 372    💬 14    📌 5

Too good to be true 🌧️🌧️🌧️

23.11.2024 11:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3pm kick-off today. It'll never catch on....... #Rovers #BRFC

23.11.2024 11:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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