Jess Hutchinson

this. this is what the internet is for. #neverforget

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me when the chickens begin their long descent home to roost...

Imani, you always look cute, tho...

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why do people keep emailing me? don't they know that I'm just a tiny baby?

by the time we hit mid-September, 80-degree days are misogynistic. i will not be taking questions at this time.

I love that @zachzaidman.bsky.social gets as excited about baseball as I do. Sir, you are a delight to hear on my radio. 💙

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Oh good.
The Air & Water Show.

Model 50 of ChatGPT is a real asshole.

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I was just informed that medical premiums for my team will be increasing by 13% next year, and every other cost, from deductibles to copays to max out-of-pocket, are also increasing significantly. Healthcare for profit is immoral and should be criminalized.

I need a six-month moratorium on "platform upgrades" to the tools I use every day. And yes, I hear the Luddite Undertones and also I just need a handful fewer surprises day to day for a little while, okay?

A barista with long curly hair and a gorgeous floral sleeve really saw me (eldest daughter, former gifted student) when I resisted the urge to buy a pastry I didn’t need and he told me he was proud of me for being so brave.

Lucy Dacus should be crowned the Poet Laureate of Yearning. Someone please tell her I love her.

"But how can we answer this moment using art??"
This is how:

Unfortunately I think it was me who said it. If I could, I would absolutely save myself in my phone as High Lady of the Court of Nonsense.

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Be in charge of a nonprofit, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

Mondays really Monday extra-hard when you start your day calling the business banking number to dispute a check that's been cashed that your org definitely didn't write. (error, not fraud, thankfully)

Driving past Target feels a lot like driving by an ex’s house: for a second you miss them and all the fun you used to have together and then you remember that the reason you broke up is because they made an absolutely unforced error by bowing to a fascist and you’re like: good fucking riddance.

There really should be a way for my therapist to get an alert from Spotify if I play Frightened Rabbit and the soundtrack to The Hours in the same day.

Same.

I can't wait to see what my Senators - @durbin.senate.gov and @duckworth.senate.gov - are going to do to keep up the momentum that @booker.senate.gov built over the last 25 hours.

Hey! If you like what Cory Booker is doing right now, call your senators and ask them to do the same (now and in the future). Find their info at ☎️ reps.fyi!

YouTube video by Associated Press LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor

Every network should be covering this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUK...

Which contemporary musician belongs in the ACOTAR universe most, and why is it obviously Hozier?

Last night I had a dream where @amypoehler.bsky.social was my friend and mentor and I got to visit her on set while she was directing a movie and it was the first just ... pleasant dream I've had in ... years?

what if I set up an out-of-office email that's just this video of this cat?

might fuck around a write a good old-fashioned blog screed for World Theater Day this year...

Never has there been a cat whose expression captures my very soul as fully as this cat:

Are you a Company functioning toward the larger, common public good? OR are you a Club, guided by and towards the desire/wishes of the discreet number of individuals who are members?

I suspect this distinction is what's going to ultimately save or damn the nonprofit arts and culture sector.

Here is what I sent in reply:

I honestly thought this was an early April Fool's Day post when I first saw it online as this is one of the most egregiously tone-deaf choices your shadowy cabal of a board could have made.

It would be hilarious if it wasn't so, so depressing.

See you in hell,
Jess