jay 💫

Push notification from The Guardian: “USA’s Ilia Malinin misses podium after series of falls, finishing eighth in seismic Olympic figure skating shock.”

This makes it sound like he tried to get up the stairs and kept tumbling back down.

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

hardly

look at kerkez, isak and chiesa and tell me that isn't the plan

that's a high stick alright

Darwin Nunez has changed his Instagram profile pic to him kissing the premier league trophy when he won it with Liverpool last season. He has those stupid braids. He'll always have them in any pics from when he won the league. He didn't think it through.

BRING HIM HOME

inspired casting

Book stack on low dry stone wall with shop with lit windows in front of snow-capped fells at dusk: Still Smitten: Short-Form Comics About Long-Term Love, Love In Exile, No & Other Love Stories, Heated Rivalry,The Romantic Poets, 44 Poems on Being With Each Other, Love Poems,Writers & Lovers, Stories for Lovers, In Love With Love.

setting sun lighting snow on fell tops behind the shop

However you feel about Valentine’s day we are aflame with books to fall in love with/by, and will always help you find "the one".

As the sun lit the snow on the tops pink at shop closing this afternoon, we put together this little stack of #RecommendedReads on love and loving. #BookSky #Valentines

so happy for @magicdarts.bsky.social

oh fuck yeah when the peaks go delicately crispy in the oven 👌

depends how the person introduces themselves to me, I have known multiples of both

lately mine has decided to open my week's calendar showing from midnight, not from my working day start, so I have to take the infuriating extra little step of scrolling down to see my actual schedule. also it looks like I've got nothing to do at first then i have to cruelly dash my brief hope.

THE FINGER LOSS FEAR IS SO REAL

afraid not i didn't do that either for the same kind of reasons

denmark have gone "fuck it" and taken their goalie off lol

well you've covered the main ones

tried again, 159, got a good run of fish going

I got 118 before my time ran out and yes many of those were in fact birds

hey want to instantly forget the names of ANY animals? rose.systems/animalist/

kutte in the audience!

I have terrible balance and inflexible ankles so I'm not sure but I appreciate the moral support

"at school" in terms of the time period, my school did not have an ice rink lol I think we travelled to newcastle for it but I could be wrong

I did try it once at school but the rink was really busy and full of people from my school with their laser like focus on all of my inadequacies + insecurities especially around physical activity so I basically spent about 30 seconds on the ice feeling terrible and getting pointed at

I would like to try ice skating but I would not like anyone else whatsoever to be able to see me or indeed have any idea that I am doing it

that one looking up at him like, yes hello I am ready to Learn 🥹

would being knock kneed be an advantage for a hockey keeper

Looking down Matthew street in the evening light from Eric’s in the summer of 78.

oskar scoring against gru 🎭

wow draisatl really is a beast huh

why doesn't multiscreen let you pick, I want both hockey games and the speed skating please