"sorry, AI says you have a cousin who called the president a tool in 2923, please proceed to 3 months of detention without trial instead of your family holiday to Disneyland"
12.12.2025 08:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@jaymc.bsky.social
crows / LFC / workington reds / books / nice cup of tea and a sit down. they/them. screaming rainbow crow pic by @secondlina.com
"sorry, AI says you have a cousin who called the president a tool in 2923, please proceed to 3 months of detention without trial instead of your family holiday to Disneyland"
12.12.2025 08:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0how will they know if you miss off a sibling or a phone number from 2022 tbh, whether deliberately or through honest forgetting. How much time is someone going to spend going through this before you arrive?
12.12.2025 07:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0a colorful fantasy worm or dragon creature with six limbs and a multicolored quilt like pattern on its body. it has a black head with three horns and antennae and is saying "boycott genAI" in a white speech bubble
worm for you
11.12.2025 21:41 โ ๐ 2712 ๐ 935 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 5THANK YOU they're all such good birds who would never cross picket lines โ
11.12.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A rainbow that's a bit over saturated with a crow flying into it to the right side, you can see the crows 2 little feet
Here's another crow rainbow shot for all the crow feet fans. ๐ชถ
17.11.2025 04:09 โ ๐ 129 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0FOR REAL ๐๐ฆโโฌ
11.12.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 52 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A "kick racists out of Palace" banner id held up in the away end #CPFC
11.12.2025 20:32 โ ๐ 123 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 8I washed some dishes and had a shower and i feel markedly less shit. What a fucking scam.
11.12.2025 20:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I know this will temporarily fix me and is not at all as big of a faff as my brain is trying to convince me it is
11.12.2025 19:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I am trying SO HARD not to do that myself and also not to just put 20 things i want into the family group chat
11.12.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0at hers yesterday and noted from the Stuff around her chair in the living room that she's bought herself 3 things I was thinking of getting her already, shows I was along the right lines I guess. and also that hoarding may have a genetic component perhaps.
11.12.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0one year I got my dad a 2kg jar of instant coffee and he was delighted he's not a complicated man
11.12.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0FSG negligent unless they get us there eating lucky chips the rest of the season imo
11.12.2025 19:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0have got about half a dozen things for my dad so far but just realised nothing for my mam yet, the difficulty there is that she buys herself presents ALL the time so I never know what she's got
11.12.2025 19:25 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0there IS ๐ฅน
11.12.2025 16:29 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it's beautiful thank you ๐ฅน
11.12.2025 16:29 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yes hello this is relevant to my interests and i have immediately purchased the whole crow set thank you
11.12.2025 16:26 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0well I guess I'm going to have to grow up and pirate The Bear for my evening crying sessions from now on
11.12.2025 16:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0OH what a good bird!!!
11.12.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my happy news is that I made him eat chips and gravy outside anfield as is my family tradition, and this is 100% why we didn't get beat
11.12.2025 14:45 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0xmas plug for a nice small business I've bought a few gifts from over the years - i have a big sofa blanket myself plus a waterproof-backed sitting blanket for hikes. going to add a book to this cosy night in set for my brother's partner.
www.woolblanketonline.co.uk/products/nig...
HELLO
11.12.2025 14:39 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One thing that rankles with me - slightly - about nepo baby discourse, is that seemingly 90% of successful actors in the UK have a massive structural advantage simply from being born rich. To obsess over the 1% who also have famous parents as if THAT'S the problem, misses the forest for the trees.
11.12.2025 11:37 โ ๐ 386 ๐ 69 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 5in danger of getting nostalgic about him, and about how politely he just went away when you asked
11.12.2025 10:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the music he chose for this post is Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush by the way I MISS HIM
11.12.2025 08:22 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Screenshot of a post from Kostas Tsimikas's Instagram. He lies on his back holding his phone above his face. His wrinkly-faced dog is lying with its head on his. The front facing phone camera is on and we can see Kostas and the Dog on the screen. Dog looks at the phone, Kostas looks at the dog.
That's You
11.12.2025 08:21 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have the wolf one somewhere in a to-read pile, might dig it out next
10.12.2025 23:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 028) Wild Dark Shore by Charlotte McConaghy. Oh wow, this was a lot. It's a sad-yet-hopeful reflection on grief, family, nature and what we owe to the world and animals and one another, and also a quite thrilling twisty mystery in places. Beautiful and unexpected. Loved it.
10.12.2025 23:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0yesss i have that in my hallway
10.12.2025 23:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep goingโ
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last tiโ
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE